Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
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Jared: Yo, I heard that 1 in every 4 people is gay. That means someone in this friend group is gay.
Connor: Who do you think it is?
Jared: I don't know, but I really hope it's Evan. Evan's kinda hot.
Alana: Uh, Ja-
Connor: No, let him figure it out for himself.
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Connor, walking into the room with a red solo cup: Did you know that Gatorade and Champagne are actually really good together?
Jared: Are you doing depressed science again?
Connor: When the fuck am I not?
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Evan: You need to accept that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.
Jared: But it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Nicaragua three years ago.
Evan: Really??
Jared: No, idiot.
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Evan: I would never say that, in a million years, that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. My boyfriend is a bitch, and I like him so much. He is a dynamite, five-eight, Jewish bitch and he's the best. He and I have totally different styles. When Jared walks down the street, he does not give a shit what anybody thinks of him, in any situation. He's literally my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting. Jared once said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who's running for mayor of nothing.