Miserable Oda Roleplay🥃 - Blog Posts

odasaku… stop being sad we love you so much… tell me why so sad? You are not a burden please oda?

It's really all fine kid, just a couple things to do with the mafia...it's not pleasant...but it's my fault I'm in it and I chose to stay...and do...all of that when I was younger... *Oda started to trail off, remembering the ruthless brute he was as a child. He had been trained and used to be a skilled assassin, but he had grown, that child he used to be scared him, and he resented who he was before*

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

-Rex :3

....Are you alright there ? *Oda was amused but also a little concern at the amount of 'meow's thrown his way*

hi YOU'RE my adoptive father now because i say so <33333 /lh

(I <3 spamming ppls inboxes)

-Rex >:)

Oh ?... Well alright, i wouldn't mind having another child to adopt ;3 *Oda said soothingly, smiling at his new adoptive child. He felt like he had more of a purpose, he had a reason to stay alive, to keep these children safe and feel wanted, in a healthy space.*

"a-solemn-bowl-of-curry" goes so hard btw lol

-Rex :3

// thxs, i didnt know what to do, so i just made my headcanon of Oda lowkey just being really sad into my silly little handle >.<

also apparently you have a wife and she said that when she dies shes gonna adopt me so congrats you have a child :D

I was not informed I had a wife or that you were my child, but I guess it's nice to adopt more...

A FRIEND TOLD ME TO

.....

I dislike that picture...

!!? *Oda froze in the gentleness of a hug, but he relaxed with a sigh, and hugged back as best as he could*

HIHIHIHI

-@bloop-is-always-watching

Hello

*Oda waves softly trying to match the enthusiasm but he couldn't muster as much*

*Oda squinted very softly before nodding*

Alright...I think I'll be heading off

*He said, backing off before walking away. He absent-mindedly ruffled his hair...hmm maybe his hair was better than what he thought, it did have a faint scent of alcohol and smoke but also a tinge of coconut ;)*

could i just

noms on hair

*Oda is very taken off guard at the sudden sensation of someone biting on his hair. He grasps their shoulders, gently prying them off*

My hair isn't exactly for biting...

*Oda muttered, not fully knowing how to respond to his hair being bitten*

Hello :33

-Rexxxxxxxxx

Hello ;)

*Oda smiles back softly and gives a little nod*

Heyyyyy :p

auhhhh...

*throws a notebook and a fountain pen at him and runs away*

ow-!

*Oda is momentarily stunned as a book and fountain pen where thrown his way, but he catches them, looking down them. They were a nice brand, and seemed to have good quality. He wanted to thank (and maybe question the method of getting the book to him) the stranger but they had already run off*

hey >:)

-WhoreAnon💋

Hello

*Oda nods slightly at the evil looking person*

alright... *Oda muttered, going alone to this 'self care day' he had now found himself into. Maybe it would be nice if he had a small amount of time for himself with this stranger, it was definitely nice to talk to people outside of the Port Mafia*

NOOO NO SAD ILL EAT THE SAD :(

Ah, please don't worry yourself with my issues *Oda disliked being a burden, it was better for him to be quiet and retreat into himself, rather than talk to others. Although the proposition of someone 'eating his sad' made a small unsure smile creep onto his face that people could care about him enough to try to help*