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“give my alimony next friday”
“what alimony??”
“we’re getting divorced”
“WE’RE NOT MARRIED???”
“I’m getting a divorce”
“WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”
WAIT WAIT WAIT
-the green lantern corps is a lifeguard company/squad
-the star sapphires are workers for an ice cream stand/truck LMAO
headcanons for batlantern mermaid au?💞
hmmm. I’ve never been super into mermaid aus but I do have some Thoughts about this
Hal is a life guard and one day he spots mermaid Bruce on the shore and saves him from getting killed by some hunters. They don’t really get to talk and Hal barely gets a good look at him.
He doesn’t see him again for awhile but he eventually spots other, smaller mermaids. They seem to be watching him. And he keeps finding random gifts near his house.
One time Hal runs out to save someone getting swept away by the current, and while he saves them he ends up getting pulled under by some waves. He wakes up in a cave somewhere surrounded by mermaids.
According to the one who introduced himself as Dick, Bruce is the one who saved him, but he’s somewhere else brooding. Hal is literally just laying there like :O there’s so many mermaid in the water.
Damian’s like “thank you for saving our father” and Hal jumps because he didn’t even see him he’s so tiny
Bruce comes back and he’s like “WHAT are you guys doing I told you not to go near the human they’re dangerous >:(“
Anyway Hal thinks Bruce is scary but also really fucking pretty and maybe his brain to mount filter isn’t working very well and he just goes “wow you didn’t tell me I got saved by an angel” and of course the kids think this is hilarious. Bruce is unamused.
But also Hal is beautiful and maybe humans aren’t so bad because Hal saved him and hasn’t told anyone about them and he’s making his children laugh.
Okay I’ve had more than a few thoughts about this. Bruce doesn’t trust humans because his parents were killed by some hunters, but he still does his best to rescue mermaids and humans without being seen because he can’t just let anyone die
Bruce didn’t really think through rescuing Hal. He just saw him drowning and made a split second decision. But now this stupid human is flirting with him and apparently his stupid children already like him.
batlantern with shapeshifter!hal
Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff).
These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.
-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food.
-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol
-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people.
Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic.
Consider: Twilight, but vampires mouth work more like snake's.
I just like monstrous wąmpierzes. Also, maybe I will draw bezkost vampire next.