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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

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When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

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When your malicious uncle wants u to be a vestil virgin but your pregnant with mars twins sons

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The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

They’re trying to convince everyone that the temperature will be doubling, of course. Nobody believes them, though.

The president is being an idiot about it, and the Canadian prime minister is promising he’ll do something even though they’re in debt.

The Europeans are, of course, busy with the war being so close, and nobody really wants to believe that in 162 years, the world would be that hot. And even if they did, we’d be long gone by then.

Mission failure. They did, however, start an eco-saving company that slowed down the temp a little.

The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

Its cute that the human race thinks theyll survive beyond the 21 century.