Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
He needed help. And how could I help a cowboy? What was the best way to help him? I have no fucking idea.
"All apologies man! What else could I say?"
Is it weird to say that when he said this, I had the best eargasm ever. It's not because it's spring and in this season women are particularly "in heat", but the thing is that he looked hot as hell when he said this to my dad.
Now, to help the man that accidentally spilled his coffee drink on my texan dad's shirt, I said that he was a dear friend of mine and that he didn't do that on purpose.
My dad looked at me as if I killed his dog Roofus. Acting as if I was innocent, I look back at him and say "What's up? You're surely not mad just because of a mere shirt getting dirty, are you? Come on now dad! Can you go inside and get me a cappuccino please?" by now I was only rambling. But nonetheless my dad nodded at the man and went inside.
"Thanks for getting me out of the dirt, doll. He was pissed as hell, thought he was gon beat the fuck outta me and I would never see the light again." he said while chuckling.
"Nah, don't sweat it. You know texan men have anger issues." I laugh.
"Name's Blaze by the way. Nice to meet you." he gave me his hand and I shook it while saying: "I'm Brooklyn. Nice to meet ya too! Are you new to town? Haven't seen ya round here before"
"Yeahhh. Got here a week ago. Moved from Dallas. Wanted to change scenery and got to Austin. People 've told me that they have pretty cowgirls 'roun here, you know."
Oh you sneaky little shit.
Anyone close to Knoxville TN?? I’m new on here but am open
I started unpacking and took a #sneakpeek picture of goodies I found on my travels 🦊❤🗺🚅🚌🛣🚤🛫 ° Leocadia and I arrived home yesterday evening after a few weeks visiting family in #newengland ! We had #fun and #adventure and went on a couple #expeditions to #museums and areas of interest. ° We spent lots of time with family, especially with my Gran 💖, went #swimming, and got to ride in some boats on #lakewinnipesaukee . After all the hustle and bustle, I am so happy to be back in #tennessee despite the humidity and heat that is typical of #southernsummer ♨️🌡😅! ° A huge THANK YOU!!! goes to @joshpneal for giving us a ride to and from the #nashvilleairport ! ° I'll post more pictures of my #goodies later, after I manage to check the farm and animals, run errands, and pick up mail in town... #priorities ° Right now I need #tylenol 💊for the muscles I pulled in my back yesterday 😖 and #coffee ☕to help get me moving! #craftymama #makerdreamerdoer #bulletjournal #bujo #travel #antiques #vintage #massachusetts #newhampshire #shoppingspree #goodies #coffeelove #coffeeislife #backpain
“I’ve never been sexually assaulted in a drag show, but I have been in church. Twice.” — local Tennessee mom Jessee Graham GOES OFF on far-right extremists banning books & targeting LGBTQ+ human beings. God is not pleased.
She's a great ally.
YEAAAAAAAAAYYY IF SINALLY DONE!! 🎉 ✨🔥💀
✨1st artwork: Have you ever seen a Tennessean and a Romanian interact? Yeah.. Well, I did. I’m Romanian and my Bff is the Tennessean
HAHAHAH!!
DONT ASK ME WHY- I really just wanted to draw my and my BFFs Country interacting with eachother based on our crazy crackhead discussions togheter 🔥✨🤣
Don’t worry guys she’s fine, she’s also a crack head as well and Tennesee too.. Just maybe Romania on a different level- but we don’t talk about that *ahem* anyway! I Had so much fun working on this especially being able to kind of create some type of accurate small design for Tennessee! I Tennesse more square-like since Tennesse is not as round but rather more like a rectangular form so I wanted to convey that into him while- *ahem* Romania is more rounded but don’t be fooled by his soft look 👁👁💦
Poor boy he’s beyond confused and rather scared for his life…. And then there’s just Romania- 💀🔥✨
As always, it seems I can never stick just to a small doodle and simple render- NO I have to go on FULL-ON ARTWORK Because I always have to do things over the top at least it looks awesome UvU✨
✨2nd artwork: And as for America- well 🫢
I wanted to represents Romania being mad at America for not giving his people health insurance.
My best friend kept on telling me how bad health insurance is in America and I couldn’t help not to feel awful and mad for What was happening there so I could see Romania being like this towards Americ. Romania would surely try his best to keep the people healthy 🫠🥲
Do you think America deserves this 👀💀🤣
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What do you guys think? Would Romania and Tennessee get along? Or Tennesse should rather give Romania a piece of bread just to survive this encounter? Let me know down in the comments 👁👁
Has anyone else seen the prostitutes out in broad daylight in Memphis, TN? I thought they were poorly dressed high school girls until I saw them soliciting the other drivers and rolled past their pimps. Got to be kidding me. Apparently, the mayor doesn't give a f*ck.
Usually I like to explore a town, but not this one😅. I thought the lot lizards in Birmingham AL were bad. You know, if you southerners are going to ban abortion, then put a leash on your men. Pimping is rape. Yall arent holier than thou, are yah?