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This is about Tuco/Blondie btw

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

Tuco would ask people this question randomly

The main title in "A fistful of dollars" is legit my favourite one of the trilogy. I like it maybe even more than "the good, the bad and the ugly" score. It's just... So simple and one of the greatest testaments of Ennio Morricone's génius ever displayed.

One of my favourite things about it is the simplicity. It uses just things that people would have available in the wild west, which I feel makes the real difference in building the atmosphere.

The wind – obviously you cannot use as an instrument, so, to imitate the howling of the wind over the wide, bare dessert, he uses violin (and later other string instruments)

Whistling – which, obviously, cowboys were able to do

Bells ringing – like the ones in a church, the clinking also reminds me of spurs (obviously you can't use spurs as an instruments, so something that's also shiny, clinking and metal comes to play – the bells)

Whips cracking – which, many people had to have whips on the wild west

Male chorus – [see whistling above]

Acoustic guitar – is there to essentially string (ha) the melody together. Pretty much the only instrument used that doesn't symbolise something else, and thus the music theme is built around it.

[in a few parts of the soundtrack, instead of acoustic guitar is used the electric one = I love Ennio Morricone so much :D]

Would love to answer but I genuienly can't decide

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

This is the type of thing Tuco would post if he had access to internet and you can fight me on it

This picture is literally the first ever "tutorial" that explained something in a way that my ADHD ass understood.

Posting it here for anyone who would want it. Use the knowledge wisely!

*scream so high pitched that only the dogs can hear it*

AMAZING art op!

You said blonco neck kisses?!

Assorted blonco kisses (I somehow gaslighted myself into thinking I already posted this idk)

Holdupholdupholdupholduphoooooold up

So....

Where is the fanfiction? Where is that fanfiction? Don't tell me y'all hadn't thought about this!!(!)

Like... There was literally only one bed?!

Also: He was the only man to sleep with Clint Eastwood HELLO?!

Blondie is sad burrito boy and Tuco is his emotional support boyfriend

Tuco is also sad burrito boy and Blondie is his emotional support boyfriend

Also (and I can be wrong but) isn't it lowkey implied that, while Angel-eyes has never been married, and Blondie has also never been married (at least I doubt he was), Tuco had like, 15 wives?

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Bonus

I feel you on spiritual level op

How I feel after walking for fifteen minutes instead of driving: