The Santa Clause - Blog Posts

I’m too lazy to do it myself but I need to see at least the pics of the Guardians (North, Tooth, Bunny, Sandy and Jack) with their Santa Clause counterparts.

if i eated 2025, whatll happen to me ?

Do i BECOME the year, kinda like a The santa clause situation goin' on hm ?

Sugar cookies

Bernard x reader

✧Dating headcanons for Bernard

✧masterlist here!

✧dating Bernard is a bit complicated and stressful but you two work through it.

✧He always works late because he’s head elf and all, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you.

✧any chance he gets, he would always give you affection.

✧he loves to show his affection but not a lot in public, he’s head elf and he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation.

✧I believe that you and Bernard would have matching bracelets or any kind of jewelry to remind you two of each other.

✧I also think that when he's stressed and needs time to cool off, he would cuddle with you for the rest of the day.

✧whenever Bernard gets a chance to have a break, he’ll come straight to you and cuddle with you while talking about anything and everything as well as drinking hot chocolate.

“ you’ll never believe what Curtis did today, sugar pie “ (he said as he rubbed your back and drunk his hot chocolate)

✧on Christmas, he will give you the best gifts ever and spend quality time with you. Even being the head elf deserves a break.

✧He would give you matching sweaters, a necklace, or a plushie!

✧he also gets pretty jealous when other people talk to you. He would immediately hug you and tell you that he needs some help (even though it's not true) just to get you away from them.

✧And I know that he would absolutely love it if you made him anything for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. He would be so grateful and eat up every bite.

✧He loves to have a date night where you guys drink hot chocolate and watch the stars or northern lights together.

✧Bernard would rarely get mad at you, he would be a little annoyed but not mad.

✧you could throw a snowball at him and he won't get mad, he thinks it’s cute that you think you can get away with stuff.

Black liquorice

✧Bernard x reader

✧argument headcanons for Bernard

✧masterlist here

✧It’s quite common for you guys to have arguments once in a while

✧even though you guys love each other to death, there are still things to work out in your relationship.

✧Bernard works all the time and you try to get him to take a break, this usually results in him snapping at you or just brushing you off.

✧When he snaps at you, it turns into a huge argument and a lot of hurtful things are said. You get that he’s head elf but he still needs a break once in a while.

“ I said just leave me alone, I don’t need one of your stupid lectures or a break! “ (it’s alway hurtful when he says stuff like this and yells at you)

✧usually after an argument, you’ll sleep in the guest bedroom, crying yourself to sleep and blaming yourself.

✧Bernard hates it when he has to sleep alone and when you two argue.

✧Bernard would eventually apologize to you and give you gifts and affection all day when he agrees to have a break.

“ I know, sugar, I’m sorry, m’such an idiot. “ (he said as he hugged you and kissed your forehead)

✧You would also apologize, but he would assure you that it’s not your fault.

✧Sometimes he would get really mad and ignore you for a very long time until Santa catches onto it.

“ what’s wrong with my head elf? “ (he asked in his cheerful voice, patting Bernard on his back)

✧Bernard would eventually tell Santa what’s bugging him and he would get lectured for snapping at you.

✧Bernard would make your favorite meal and give you gifts to apologize and you forgave him, attacking him with kisses.

✧Bernard will promise that he will never yell at you again and hurt you.

Cinnamon buns

✧helping Bernard with his stress

✧very short! Might add more later

✧masterlist here!

✧whenever Bernard is stressed, especially when it’s near Christmas, he usually shuts out everyone, including you.

✧he feels bad for doing it, but he just needs to catch up on toy production, make sure no one’s slacking, and paperwork.

✧All the elves get curious and worried when he shuts you out, his lover of all people!

“ I’m busy right now, honey bun. Maybe later when I’m not busy. “

“ Not know, sugar buns, I don’t have time for you. “

✧Bernard would eventually take a break from being head elf and let’s Curtis take over.

✧you’re over the moon when he finally agrees to take a break. You’ll do anything to get rid of his stress.

✧you guys would go take walks through town and look at shops and Christmas trees.

✧at every mistletoe you guys are under, you would kiss and Bernard would purposely find mistletoe just so he can get more kisses.

✧you guys would go to cafés and drink hot chocolate and eat cookies and gingerbread while giggling like kids.

✧Bernard is so happy that he's not stressed out because you just make everything so much calmer for him.

✧ocasionally, when Bernard’s very stressed and to his breaking point and about to have a breakdown, you take him outside to calm him down and it works because of your calming presence.

✧sometimes he just needs you by his side all the time.

Sweet like sugar

Bernard x reader

✧oral sex with Bernard

✧Smut!

✧masterlist here!

Bernard was a very busy elf, being head elf and all. He loved you so much even if he couldn’t be with you all the time. He knew that he wouldn’t be around you when Christmas was near.

He knew he wouldn’t be able to make it to dinner that night. He felt guilty because you had everything planned for tonight, even if you said it was fine he still thought that you were upset with him.

When he got home when Santa came back from delivering all the presents, he went straight home. When he unlocked the door, we didn’t bother taking his shoes off or anything, he went to find you straight away. He found you and smiled, but soon saw the sad look on your face.

“Oh, sugar pie, I’m sorry for keeping you waiting.” He said while making his way towards you to hug you and shower you with kisses, “It's okay, I know you're head elf, and with that comes responsibilities, Bernie.” “I know but I'll make it up to you, sugar.” he then moved you so you laid down, and his head was between your legs.

“y-you don't have to do anything,” you said while petting his head while he kissed your thihgs, “please, baby, let me make it up to you.” he continued to give your thighs kisses while he looked up at you with his big brown puppy dog eyes. You just couldn't resist!

“A-alright, Bernie,” He gave you a sweet smile and began to pull your shorts and underwear off. Once he saw how wet you were, he immediately popped a boner. He then started to make out with your wet cunt, tongue fucking you and bullying your cunt.

“A-Ah-! F-fuck, Bernie,” you moaned as you shoved his face deeper into your cunt, but he didn't mind, he needed to make it up to you. He just continued his assault on your cunny until he knew you were about to cum.

“I-I’m gonna c-cum-!” You mewled as he worked his tongue faster and harder, “cum for me, sugar,” you felt the coil in your stomach burst, sending your sweet juices on Bernard’s face.

He happily slurped up your sweet juices like a man in the desert, “m’so sorry, sugar pie. I never mean to make you wait for so long,” he said between kisses to your cunt. “It’s okay, Bernie. I know how stressful being head elf can be and how you need to stay late for work,”

You then moved his curls out of his face to see his beautiful brown eyes, “Merry Christmas, Bernie.” “Merry Christmas, sugar pie.”

Gingerbread

Bernard x Calvin!reader

✧Bernard dating Calvin!reader

✧masterlist here!

When Bernard first saw you when Scott became the new Santa. He immediately fell in love. When you and your little brother, Charlie, were walking around the workshop in awe, Bernard was talking to Scott while secretly stealing glances at you. Scott noticed and pointed a finger at him.

“You lay your grimy elf hands on my daughter and you’re dead.” He growled, Bernard nodded and gave him a thumbs up. “Judy will take you to your room, you need to get out of these clothes and get a good nights rest.” He said calmly.

As Scott left with Charlie and you, Bernard came up to you and stopped you “Hey, what’s your name?” Bernard asked, he wasn’t one to be easily flustered or to be interested in anyone like this, but he just couldn’t help it. “My name is y/n. What’s yours.” He repeated your name multiple times, testing the of it on his tongue.

“Well, y/n, I’m Bernard, the head elf and Santa’s helper,” he said, giving you a soft smile. “Well, Bernard, I guess I’ll see you around the workshop?” You said, patting his head and chuckling at the redness that showed up on his cheeks and the tips of his ears, “A-Alright, y/n! S-See you around!” He said, quickly walking away and yelling at the other elves to get back to work while his heart was doing backflips and with a rosy tint to his ears and cheeks.

From that day on, Bernard would always get the chance to talk to you when he could and if you came to the North Pole. If you couldn’t go, he would go to you instead or write you letters. For years, he couldn’t tell you how he felt, he was so nervous that you would reject him. Little did he know that you loved him back.

One day, you were in the North Pole helping the elves make toys when Bernard showed up behind you and placed a hand on your shoulder, “what’re you doing, sugarplum?” He asked, squeezing your shoulder gently, “just helping the elves make toys. I also thought I could make something for you, Bernie”

Bernard’s face then turned a rosy shade and the elves nearby then started to laugh, “all of you shut it and get back to work! If I catch any of you slacking so help me that I-“, “Bernie,” you said with a gentle tone, “don’t be so hard on them.” He just sighed and smiled at you, “How about we take a walk?” Bernard just sighed and nodded, maybe a nice long walk was you would clear his mind a bit.

As you guys walked around the workshop, talking and laughing. Bernard then suddenly pulled you into an empty room. He knew that he had to confess his feelings. “Y-y/n, there’s something I need to tell you,” you nodded while you held his hands, squeezing them gently, “I-I’ve been meaning to tell you, b-but I just couldn’t get it out!” Suddenly, you grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss. He was shocked but soon melted into the kiss, placing one hand on your neck and the other on your waist.

You two then pulled away from each other, blushing and not looking at each other. He then took your hands in his and kissed them, “I love you so much, y/n.” He said and you giggled, pulling him into a hug, “I love you too, Bernie.” He blushes even more at the nickname and buries his head in your neck, “What am I going to tell your dad,” He kisses your cheek, “If it makes you feel any better, we’re under a mistletoe,” He then looked up and chuckled, “I guess you're right, Sugarplum.”

Christmas masterlist!

✧Heya! Long time no see huh? Decided to give y’all a Christmas gift!

⟡request status:CLOSED

✧Smut *

✧request open until Nov-Dec!

Gingerbread

✧Bernard dating a Calvin!reader

Sugar cookies

✧Bernard dating headcanons

Sweet like sugar*

✧Oral sex with Bernard

Black liquorice

✧arguments with Bernard

Cinnamon buns

✧helping Bernard with his stress

Candy canes*

✧Bernard master bating to a picture of you

It was wonderful that you came to visit me winter and thanks for having my back mom and Whitley

Rwby - Family

Just out of curiosity would anyone be interested in joining a hypothetical year round The Santa Clause fan discord server if I made one?

Where was Bernard in TSC 3? This is from an interview Time did with David Krumholtz.

[Source]

You told Vulture last year that part of the reason you didn’t appear in The Santa Clause 3 was because you felt Bernard had been “devalued.” Recently, Tim Allen admitted that they “overshot the runway” with the third movie. Does his comment feel like justice for Bernard?

What Tim said was that there was a bit of a money grab attitude in making the third one. What I said about my character being quote-unquote “devalued” was not so much about how my character was written in the movie. When you do a trilogy that’s a hit you hope that the third movie brings in a nice payday. Part of me not doing that movie was also that Disney just didn’t feel that the character warranted, that I warranted, a chunk of money. I was really busy at the time doing [the TV show] Numbers and it was going to be really impossible to do both. They made my offer really late and it was just an insulting offer that I couldn’t bring myself to do given the circumstances. I was going to be working 20-hour days and burning the candle at both ends, and I was surprised by the economics behind the film at the time.

What was Bernard’s role in The Santa Clause 3?

The script was weird. There was originally a scene in it where Tim becomes Scott Calvin again, and he goes to a mall and he sees a mall Santa and the mall Santa’s elf is me. He comes up to me and he is like, “Bernard, what are you doing here?” And I’m like, “Dude, my name’s Randy. Like, I’m not Bernard.” I thought that would scare the living hell out of children. That was another reason I thought, “I’m gonna skip this one.” But it always broke my heart to not do the third movie because I wanted to be part of that. It’s really nice that I get to be a little part of this.

This is adorable 🥰

Art request :3

bernard blushing cause his s/o took his hat off.

Make sure to drink water

I love these @ardhoniel-evenstar

Still do

Fuck @wide-eyed--wonderer and @thesevenumbrellas

Reblog if you were also in love with Bernard the elf as a kid

Hot coco time with the family and watch the TSC Movies😊

He definitely shaped my type for men

Video posted by @disneyplus’ Instagram account

Check this elf’s sass.

I need more friends to talk to about The Santa Clause movies……

This is so stupid yet I am so pleased with it