Vance Hopper - Blog Posts

Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Finney : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vance : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Finney: I told Vance their ears flush when they lie.

Robin: Why?

Finney: Look.

Finney: Hey Vance! Do you love us?

Vance, covering their ears: No.

Robin:

Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?

Finney: I don't know, how are they~?

Robin, flustered: I-

Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Vance: You're right.

Griffin: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Vance, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

I was thinking, you know the part where Vance pretty much screams in Finney's ear, and Vance gets pulled back what if that was robin that pulled him back and robin was there for every phone call that Finney answers.

Robin: You're alive.

Vance: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Vance: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Finney: *sighs*

Finney: I killed a man.

Vance: what!?

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what

Robin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Bruce: Strong.

Vance: Weak.

Finny: An idiot, is what your are.

Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.

Finney: It sure is!

The black phone monster au

Vance is a werewolf, dose not help with his anger issues and he can be very mean.

Bruce yamada is a kitsune, like the ones from teenwolf, he's calm witch works perfectly.

Griffin is a shapeshifter, he can change his appearance and body at will.

Billy is a poltergeist, he goes out to mess with people with his dog who is also a zombie.

Robin is a vampire, he and his family lived through a lot and he does drink blood on the occasion.

Finney is a normal human.. no he's not he's a witch he can see the dead and raise the dead, his powers has to do with the dead.

Gwen just like her brother is a witch, she can see the future and there's a sidetracke her dreams some times don't make sense.

The grabber is a Hunter, the only reason he got the boys is because he uses there weaknesses against them but he didn't know Finn was a witch.

Finn when he found out the boys died because of the grabber he decided to use his power to raise them back from the dead, but billy and Robin were kinda just stuck in a place they couldn't get out of but they still talked to Finney because there soul was kicked out of there body.

And boy was it a surprise for the grabber and the boys when Finn the human was not so much a normal human.

So the story goes the same but all the boys survive and the grabber gets killed by Finn.

Lets just say the boys are pretty much protective of Finn now, Vance and Robin more than the others.

Robins is whipped for Finney, well he was before the kidnapping but after god he's so down bad.

He is so glad he doesn't have to keep secrets from him like tears of relief glad.

Extra: Donna is a siren and I rest my case

How do you think all the basement boys would react to hear that finney was getting abused?

The Ghost Crew hates Terrance Shaw. They start a Finney Protection Squad. They look after him and try to keep Gwen and Finney away from home.

Finney may not be the youngest but he's treated like the youngest.

No one saw the Finney and Vance friendship coming. Donna says she did but no one believes her.

Mom Arellano was concerned at first but quickly changed her mind when she saw Vance awkwardly trying to comfort Finney while waiting for Robin to arrive.

Uncle Arellano thought it was hilarious seeing Robin so worked up over someone else defending Finney. Having someone else beat up people messing with Finney before Robin had the chance.

Vance: Okay, truth or dare?

Finney: Truth

Vance: How many hours have you slept this week?

Finney:

Finney: ...Dare

Vance: Go to bed.

Finney: I don’t like this game.

Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign

Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Bruce: Sentences.

Vance: Don't interrupt me.

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?

Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.

Griffin: Fam I’m right here....

Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Finney: :(

Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Griffin: Apply juice to what

Vance: Directly to the forehead

Bruce: Great chat everyone

Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Finney:

Finney: I have emotional scars.

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Vance: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

the lady at the grab-n-go actually missed having Vance there to play pinball. she missed how she would have to call the police every other day because Vance had fought someone. she missed hearing the swearing shed hear when he wouldn't beat his high score. once Vance went missing she put a 'out of order' sign on the pinball machine so no one would play it or beat the high score cus the machine was reserved for Vance and Vance only. she never got the machine changed as she would feel like it was disrespectful to Vance and wanted to keep some sort of memorabilia for everyone.