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Okay so we all know the things that Harry, Ron and Hermione had to do to get to the sorcerer’s stone in the first book. Devils Snare, the key, the riddle and Wizarding Chess. We know that the Chess set was the work of Professor Mcgonagall, and assuming the protections were meant to work that means that Mcgonagall would have to have been an incredible chess player. Not above average, like GrandMaster level player. Given this when Ron beats McGonagall she is taken aback. Only 3 other people have beaten her, Albus, Severus and Tom Riddle. She takes to playing chess with Ron in the nights following in the common room (Ron doesn’t sleep at all until Harry wakes up and is back in the dorm). She has not beaten him. At the end of year feast when Dumbledore awards him points for the “best chess game Hogwarts have ever seen” the Slytherins and Ravenclaws are utterly ill. Throughout the rest of his Hogwarts career Ron is challenged by more and more students to play chess, Theo Nott, loses to him and the Slytherin students begin to look at him differently. Half of the Ravenclaws in their year watch in awe as he swiftly beats Parma. It continues like this through his time at Hogwarts, he has never lost. The Slytherin students begin to see his cunning mins, right after he beats Pucey, who is infamous for thinking 20 steps ahead. When Ron beats Marietta Edgecombe the Ravenclaws begin to follow him, they watch nearly all of his matches and take notes, completely ignoring the 5 pave paper due tomorrow. After Ron has beaten all of the students Snape (who has been listening to the whispers in the Slytherin common room) challenges him. The whole school watches with bated breath. It is well known that Snape has only ever lost to two people: Dumbledore and Voldemort. McGonagall promises him 15 Knuts if he wins, she can’t contain the shame any longer.

The ensuing chess match takes place over the span of several days, Snape is frequently writing late notes for the students who wish to see it. Other teachers are arriving to their respective classes late. Every time the game is paused Dumbledore casts the anti-tampering ward. This continues for nearly a week, Ron wins. Snape has never respected a Gryffindor more in his life (he is doubly harsh on him in potions, you beat one of the best players in the nation and you mean to tell me your potion is still bubbling??[Ron knows that Snape is seeing him, he just smiles and tweets for a few minutes before a perfect potion is bottled{Snape keeps them in his personal store]}) Eventually Ron is set to play Dumbledore, he is utterly terrified. Soon enough the match is the talk of Wizards across the nation, the Weasley family are all overjoyed for him, win or lose. The game begins and reporters from the Daily Prophet are there, Ron almost cracks, almost In the end after a week and a half Dumbledore’s eyes twinkle, with renewed vigor as he forfeits. Word gets out to Voldemort- he immediately tries to recruit Ron as a Death Eater. Every time Ron rejects him Voldemort sends an increasingly expensive and rare gift. Eventually Ron says if Voldemort vows to not hurt Harry that he will play him in chess, just once. The winner decides their own boon. The world is watching with baited breath as the best chess player and one of the most calculating minds in a century take the stage.The game lasts fornearly 2 weeks, a peace settles over the UK that has not been since Voldemort rose in that grave. The two declare a tie. No body wins, but Voldemort does realize that the war has become far too brutish.

Theodore Nott x Oc muggle - Fanfic: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/370478169-%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87-%E1%B4%8D%E1%B4%9C%E1%B4%85%CA%99%CA%9F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%85-theodore-nott

Siempre me pareció interesante la dinámica de Theodore Nott enamorandose de una persona con un estatus de sangre diferente al suyo, pero en vez de hacer la tipica versión donde es una maga mestiza, en este caso es una muggle que logra cautivar su atención, y es por eso que estoy escribiendo este fanfic! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ ᯓ★ Asique los introduzco a "The Mudblood": En los laberintos sombríos del mundo mágico, Theodore Nott, hijo de un mortífago encarcelado, se ahoga en un mar de excesos y desesperación. Pero cuando una enigmática bailarina muggle irrumpe en su vida, despierta en él una obsesión peligrosa. Entre el hechizo de su baile y la barrera de sus diferentes mundos, Theodore se debate entre la redención y la perdición, enfrentando un dilema que desafía todo lo que creía saber sobre el amor, la sangre, su estaus y su vida mágica. Si les interesa acompañen me en el trascurso de esta historia de romance, sangre y magia જ⁀➴ Gracias!

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The Wizarding World did not stop existing after The Boy Who Lived. The prologue of the books say as such. Encouraging and confirming that wizarding life went on after the series. In fact, the world was much bigger than just Harry Potter and went on much longer. Though its world building was full of whimsy, much was left undiscovered or in the margins.

A Wizard’s Hearthstone will be my additions, extrapolations, and edits to the magical world of the Harry Potter universe set in the 21st Century.

Starting first, with the legendary school itself.

🍁Hogwarts🍁

Hogwarts is a wild, magical place of learning. Filled to the brim with adventure and history. The old stomping grounds of many a great wizard and a place of wizarding history both old and new. However, not all were too pleased about the students fighting against the dark wizard terrorist group and their horrifying resurrected leader. Nor the subsequent deaths of numerous of its student body and staff.

It’s safe to say that such a thing would leave many educators and parents in an outrage after the smoke had cleared. For all of Hogwarts defenses, its once prestigious lessons were criticized and its magical armor torn asunder. Big changes were quickly made to respond to the outraged call of the wizarding people en masse.

Magical defenses were reenchanted and purged of any holes it its spell work. Secret passageways discovered and marked. Students and staff are now required to keep an identification pendant keyed to their magical signature to be allowed entrance. Among many other new and developing defenses.

The Forbidden Forest is now monitored by a new group of magizology rangers. Who provide safety, education, and preservation of the magical creatures that stalk the ancient woods. Students are no longer brought there for a fear mongering detention, but to instead lead by the Rangers to keep the forest cleaned up from trash and to understand the incredible importance of an ecosystem working together in tandem.

The Thestrals who pull the carriages are kept in a sturdy barn and wide open pastures. Monitored by a ranger and occasionally the Care of Magical Creatures Professor to ensure both their safety and others.

However, perhaps the biggest change was done to how the education was carried out. With Hogwarts being criticized, so was its tradition. No longer are students organized into their houses based on their 12 year old personality, it is now decided based on learning style and values. Think of them like learning programs where students can thrive and find like-minded individuals. There are other factors that decide your house such as learning style, level of preliminary education, learning pace, ect.

Every student gets the same amount of care, and a lot of the classes look similar due to the professors, but the way things are taught are catered to what program/house they’re in.

Students in need of an even more personalized education program will also have accommodations organized with the head of house to meet their needs. Parents will be informed and can be involved if necessary. (Extremely special situations will also include the Headmaster/Headmistress)

There is also the ability to transfer houses if the need arises. A discussion between the Head of Houses, Student, and Parent is arranged to provide the best understanding and support for the student.

Houses are still decide by The Sorting Hat, but its sentient nature has allowed for an explanation to it of the changed curriculum. It now provides a quick test for the students that allows it to understand where they would best thrive. It does still take into account personality, but it’s less of a priority now than in years past.

…More to come about the individual changes to the houses!

harry: *walking down the stairs with his hands in his pockets*

lily: what did i tell you about walking down the stairs with your hands in your pockets?

harry: that dad fell that one time and it was hilarious

james: why would you tell him that?!

lily: because it was hilarious

none of the slytherin skittles believe in therapy btw

just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..

remus never runs. he will not, under any circumstances, run anywhere. not even when he is late to class or gets caught after curfew. if you ever saw him run, it was not him.

regulus core

au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot

Now the greattest of all time, the ravenclaws

i might be biased(being a ravenclaw myself) but we as society need to cherish and value more them

to find more, p1, p2, p3, orr, you can go to the og

Benjy Fenwick

Xenopilius Lovegood

Emmeline Vance (i love her)

Rita Skeeter (i see her as a ravenclaw, dont forget that, we can be big bitches)

Sybill Trelawney

i care more about lee jordan's quidditch commentary than i care about quidditch

Maple and Neil

Handmade and ooak. Obviously I am a beginner but I love them dearly

Mandrake (handcrafted)

Speechless mandrake

sunbathing Niffler playing with his loot (handcrafted)

I meant the first Wizarding War! He was born 22 August 1976, and the war ended around 1981, so he'll have been a child back then

Oh shit, you’re right! I completely forgot that he must’ve been born during the first war. In that case, I think you might be onto something🤔

Harry Potter Rewrite.

I’m just going to reinvent the Harry Potter world as a whole, because with each new detail I add to my fic, i stray further away from canon. Like, there’s just so many plot holes with simple solutions, and I just refuse to write stories in a world where they would shit right on the spot and then carry on like nothing. I refuse.

Now, is there any plot hole about the worldbuilding that bugs you? Tell me about it, maybe try to explain a solution you have as well?

Do you have a specific headcanon that diversifies the character/plot? Let me know!

I wanna hear all of the ideas you may have, and I’ll do my best to portray it in a way that makes sense for the era.

Am I throwing whatever JKRoach wrote about werewolves out the window for the sake of my fic? Yes, yes I am.

I'm not going to lie, I was a little scared to say anything about this as everything has felt so hostile and explosive.

But at the same time, I feel like I would be doing a disservice to all my dear friends of the LGBTQIA+ community if I didn't say something.

What JK Rowling has been saying on Twitter is nothing short of absolutely disgusting. I hate how she has been using her platform as a famous author to spread hate and vile propaganda. She had great power, and she had absolutely abused it. JKR has proven she has no intention of changing and that she is overall a vile woman.

That being said, I don't think the fight will be won by completely ignoring what the franchise was for so many people. If you or anyone you know needs to step away from it all for awhile, then they should absolutely do that as their mental health matters! But for those of us who can, I think it's time we fight.

She has absolutely no right to say that when we read her books, we support her political views. That is not what literature or movies are for. If that were the case, there would be a ton of media we'd have taken away due to that very fact. Books and art in general are meant to inspire people. It's a medium for personal interpretation and inspiration.

So, you might ask, what's next? I say we ignore her from now on. If you haven't already, unfollow her on everything. Stop buying any new merch that she is involved in. Stop consuming any new Harry Potter media that she is involved in the creation of. And support the fans who want nothing to do with her.

If you really want Harry Potter merch, buy it second hand or from a fan-run business. Read Harry Potter fanfiction; there are so many wonderful fanfics out there written by wonderful people. Let's take back the Wizarding World and make it what it always was to us: a place of creativity and for many of us a place of community.

I will always support the fans who go on to create things that she would HATE because of her horrible viewpoints. Keep it up! Keep spreading love and positivity. One day, she'll become nothing but a footnote.

I love you all and keep fighting the good fight! 🩵

You mean to tell me that Voldemort internalized muggle prejudice and other societal biases, yet he’s not a misogynist too? That he somehow doesn’t have sexist or homophobic biases like everyone he surrounded himself with for decades? Suuure

After The War: What Happened To Out Favourite Characters?

So I’ve been reading some fics and hanging around the fandom. And I see a lot of things about what our favourite witches and wizards get up to after Hogwarts. I’m going to share some of my thoughts. The epilogue and Cursed Child don’t exist in this. Good that? Continue.  HARRY POTTER        Job: Harry, I think, would fit well as the DADA professor at Hogwarts. A final fûck you to old Voldy, yea? Besides, he would’ve been tired of fighting. Tired of playing the part. He’d fit well as the laid back DADA professor. I like to imagine he’d be sort of like Lupin. One thing I think might happen, but am not sure about, is that he’d go to the Americas. Get away from everything.  Love: I honestly think he wouldn’t get with Ginny. From what I understand of him and would give an educated guess on, he would take that as a reminder of everything that happened. The war. The deaths. He might be with her for a while, try and appease everyone. But he’d just see Fred. He’d start to drift. Become distant.  DRACO MALFOY

Job: While I don’t want this to happen, it might be possible that he’d be kicked out of Wizarding world in Britain. If he wasn’t, he would’ve became a Healer or an Auror(sp?). If he could get a job after the war, he probably would’ve faced prejudice and a bunch of shit. He might’ve left on his own. Obviously not giving up on magic, but just leaving all that shit behind. I think he’d become a Muggle movie star. Playing different roles. Not having to face who he is. Being able to believe, even fleetingly, that he wasn’t Draco Lucius Malfoy former Death Eater. Besides, he’d be good at it. He had to lie all the time. Mask his real feelings. Be someone he wasn’t. Etc. Love: Who knows? I ship Drarry aggressively so I’m inclined to believe that would find its way to work. Though he wouldn’t get with a Greengrass. Or Pansy. Also, he definitely wasn’t straight. 

GINNY WEASLEY 

Job: Chaser. It’s pretty well agreed upon that she’d become a Chaser for some team or another. I don’t really have much more thoughts.  Love: Again, not Harry. I’m not sure how this would go about; she might realise that she was only really attracted to a Harry because he saved her. She might still love Harry but because she’s Ginny fucking Weasley who’s awesome, she’d forgive him. 

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM 

Job: Herbology professor at Hogwarts. I’m firmly seated in this belief.  Love: Not sure. I like to believe he’d get with Luna Lovegood. They just seem to work perfectly with each other.  LUNA LOVEGOOD 

Job: Who knows? I think she’d either become a professor at Hogwarts(unlikely, but if so, she’d be Care Of Magical Creatures) or a writer for The Quibbler.  Love: Again, who the hell knows? It’s Luna. I learned a long time ago not to try and predict what she’ll do or assume anything about her. Nope. Still, I’m inclined to believe she’d get with Neville. 

HERMIONE GRANGER

Job: She’d definitely become the Mistress of Magic(Or Minister of Magic). After that, I’m inclined to believe she’d be the headmistress of Hogwarts. It seems the sort of occupation she’d do. Of course, she’d still be an activist. SPEW would have become a national organisation and succeeded in its mission. Then, of course, she’d move on to other ambitions. Each more noble than the last. No matter how ridiculous they’d sound, how impossible, she’d always achieve them.  Love: Now this is a hard one to answer. I don’t like Romione and personally think it’d never work. Maybe they got married but then got divorced after a year or two. I don’t think she’d do much with love. 

RON WEASLEY 

Job: Auror. I’m certain of this. 100 p% certain.  Love: As I stated before, Hermione but then they broke up/ got a divorce. After that, I’m not sure what. 

My feelings are strong though few. 

This is so so cute! 🥺😍❤️✨

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ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪᴢᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴜᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴀɢꜱᴛᴏɴᴇ. ʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴏᴏᴛꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴜᴍᴇ ʟɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴜᴍᴘ ᴜɴᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ Qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ. ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ɪꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇꜱꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀꜱꜱᴇʀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ. ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʀɪᴄʜ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ (ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ), ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱᴋ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ? ʜɪꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ‘ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ’ ʙʀᴜꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ‘ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴇᴇ’ ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ. ɪᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏᴅᴅ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇꜱ, ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟʏ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏᴜʀ-ᴘᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇᴅ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʟᴜꜱᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ᴅʀᴏᴘꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ʜɪɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴏʀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏɴ, ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ, (ᴛᴏ ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ’ ʀᴇʟɪᴇꜰ) ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴠᴇʜᴇᴍᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴅᴇɴɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴀꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴍᴡɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ. ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ.

ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ!ᴏᴍɪɴɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛᴇʀʀɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ’ꜱ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ɴᴀᴍᴇ. ʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ.

silly concept where this one muggle-born kid whose last name — out of literal, pure coincidence — happens to be black (or any other of the noble house names bc god forbid people share the same last name and aren’t at all related). this is finds out they’re a wizard and goes to hogwarts and the whole wizard community is all like “omg a resurgence of the noble house of black!” and is absolutely freaking out over it meanwhile this kid is like “wtf is happening i just found this shit out two hours ago—”

Hermione and Ron fighting are the times when Harry felt like a child of divorce(and the few times he's felt like he had parents)

According to google, prisoners of azkaban don't get their wands snapped bUT EXPELLED STUDENTS DO??????? THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE

"mY dAD diDNt STrUT. AnD NOr dO i," stfu harry, ik you and ron and hermione be walking around the castle like you own the place. Don't act like your dad and the marauders didn't strut down the halls like they use money to wipe their asses

Imagine a potterhead getting the dark mark as a tattoo for a joke but then years later, some shady looking people pull them aside and tells them that they need to fulfill their duty as a deatheater. And then they are brought to the wizarding world, a bunch of traumatising shit happens, and someone pls write abt this

The Owl House AU where everything is pretty much the same except they’re at Hogwarts/The Wizarding World instead of Hexside/The Demon Realm:

Willow’s a Gryffindor, Gus is a Ravenclaw, Amity’s a Slytherin, and Hunter is a Hufflepuff. No I will not take criticism. (That’s a joke I probably will.)

Luz is a muggle who obviously doesn’t have any magical powers but she is able to like see magic?? Yknow how in the books it talks about how part of the reason the wizarding world is able to stay hidden is just because most muggles simply don’t notice what they don’t wish to see? Well Luz does wish to see magic because she’s a weirdo (affectionate) so she does see it and then one day she finally manages to like get into hogwarts or something idk.

Hunter works for Voldemort instead of the emperor?? He infiltrates Hogwarts like he does Hexside and decides to choose Hufflepuff because 1. He likes the color yellow 2. He is loyal to the emperor Lord Voldemort?

If I was halfway decent at writing fanfiction I would definitely wanna write this into a fic