L'inconvénient quand tu (re)découvre une série sortie depuis plusieurs années, c'est que tu as qu'une envie, c'est d'aller dévorer les fanfictions MAIS faut attendre d'avoir fini pour pas de faire spoiler ! 😤
Rhaaa... la frustration ! 😭
“the visibility of the flag” by @ricciartrace
based on “the birth of the flag” by henry mosler (1911)
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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
I'm sure Ian Mckellen would love it so much. Gandalf the pink !
One day, Aragorn shows up with blue hair. Not fully blue, just a few streaks.
Naturally, Legolas immediately decides that he has to dye his hair because no one can have more fabulous hair than him. He dyes it green. It looks pretty good.
This fad goes through the Fellowship, Gimli bleaching his hair and doing purple streaks, Frodo goes with some tasteful blue tips, Sam matches Legolas with some green streaks (“Us plant lovers have to stick together, Mr. Elf.”), Merry and Pippin squabble over it but eventually Merry gets red highlights and Pippin gets orange streaks. Boromir gets blue to match Aragorn.
The real shock comes a week later when Gandalf shows up with ombré pink ends.
Pippin immediately insists on changing his hair to match.
Eventually, the entire Fellowship has some amount of pink hair. Legolas went all out and dyed all his hair pink.
Thranduil was furious.
I missed them so fucking much !
GOD i missed this show
The only existence of Resume is the worst plot in the Twilight Saga BIT the actress choosen to play her in the movie was the perfect choice. Even as a grow up she looks like a mix of Robert and Kristen and she's fucking beautiful 🤩
Please consider the following: angsty, brooding teen Renesmee renaming herself to Resentment. It's both a way to let everyone know she's Going Through Stuff™ and also what she feels towards her parents for giving/allowing her to be given such a ridiculous name
This gave me such a serotonin boost, thank you. Please consider my interpretation:
Are u a ‘Bilbo stays in Erebor au’ gay or a ‘Thorin goes to the shire au’ gay
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
She/Her, 28 years old. Big fan of Kaamelott and a lot of other things. Paleontologist. 🦖
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