Finally A Three Sentence Horror Story I Can Relate To

I’ve been exercising to help my fatigue, unfortunately I keep pushing myself too hard and worsening my joint pain…. which then makes my fatigue worse.

BUT it’s okay because if I need more energy, I can just exercise! Again! And if I injure myself again and my fatigue gets even worse, it’s okay, because if I need help with my fatigue, I can just EXERCISE!!! And then if my joints get worse because of that and I get more fatigue, it’s okay, because I can just EXERCISE MORE, AND—

The Substitute’s song from puppet history is in the top ten villain songs of all time, and that is a hill I will die on

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

This one’s just like a freak tbh

Donna’s such a hater, love her

Apparently doctors are allowed to just

“Hey I’d like to become a patient here”

“Cool we’re excepting new patients gimme your records”

“Okay here”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. actually we don’t like you go away”

“Wait what? But you said you were accepting new—“

“Mmmmm yeah we’re accepting new patients, just not you :)”

“But you’re covered by my insurance, and you said—“

“Bye bye :) shoo :) no doctor for you :)”

My ADHD ass in 8th grade hyper-fixating on a book and reading 500 pages in a day:

Me @ my therapist in 10th grade:

I know but stretching is BOOOORING /j

Yet again stuck in the pattern of

Works out to help my fatigue -> experiences joint pain because I was too rough -> takes a day to rest because of my joint pain -> experiences fatigue because I haven’t been working out -> works out to help my fatigue -> becomes the chronically ill equivalent of Sisyphus, trapped in a self inflicted loop of being tired and achey all the time

“Maybe I should just try the ingredients on their own first,” I think, imagining myself blankly staring at the wall while chewing a dry piece of lettuce in my apartment in total silence

Being a picky eater as an adult is so hard because I’m TRYING to expand my pallet, but every time I look up a recipe it’s like “this meal’s so quick and easy! It only takes 3 1/2 hours of prep, 6 hours of cook time, and 45 minutes to plate :) There are fifty ingredients, half of which you’ve literally never had in your life :) so if you don’t like this recipe or you forget to make it, I guess you’ll just have to throw out $50 worth of food that you have literally no other use for!! Have fun, super easy for new cooks, super fun and easy and quick :))))”

I am constantly fighting the urge to be horny on main and I just want you all to know how much restraint I exhibit on a daily basis

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received