“Maybe I Should Just Try The Ingredients On Their Own First,” I Think, Imagining Myself Blankly Staring

Hi Hughie Stone Fish from Lewberger helped write the hippo vore song from puppet history.

Hughie Stone Fish hippo vore.

That’s all I wanted to say thank you.

See you all waited too long to draw frogman shirtless so I had to do it myself. And I went and made him trans. The Loveland Frogman is trans and slutty now forever, and it’s all because the rest of you didn’t draw his abs enough when you had the chance.

Really though I didn’t mean to make it this slutty. It just got away from me. He used to be totally shirtless, I thought adding the shirt would help, but it turns out it just made him sluttier.

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

shaking myself (very gently) . being in pain takes a lot of energy!!!!!! being in pain is exhausting!!!!!!! you are not lazy or weak because you need to spend so much time resting, this is your body coping with how much pain you’re in literally 24/7!!!!!!!!!

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

His name is Fauntleroy and he is a shift manager at your local yankee candle

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

rip karl marx you would’ve hated applebees

Yo I tried a new anti-inflammatory for my joint pain and it works AWESOME

unfortunately it is also making me EXTREMELY DEPRESSED so I am going to have to stop taking it immediately

yaaaaaaay :)