Smp The Owl House Au

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

I think that lev and alisa would love to watch next top model and  project runway together that’s why there so close maybe he would make his own clothes because nothing in the store fit him I think the hiabas areJewish 

Nekoma Hobbies

Because I am in no way prepared for the outcome of the Nekoma vs Fukurodani match, I’ve decided to distract myself with some cutsie headcannons for hobbies the boys from Nekoma have.

Kozume Kenma of course has his video games, and if he looks away from the game when you’re talking that means he considers you important, you should feel very very special.

Kurro Tetsuro scrapbooks. His mom got him into it when he was younger and how he can’t stop. He has whole albums of weird scrapbooks all over his house. He started a volleyball one and is constantly taking pictures of the team and trying to pick out construction paper backgrounds that match each person’s personality. Kenma thinks he’s a nerd.

Yaku Morisuke is a coupon-er. He has thousands upon thousands of coupons for anythign and everything. If they go out one night after practice he will without a doubt have a coupon for whatever it is they’re eating and he will use it. Savings King.

Haiba Lev plays the piano. He’s actually very good, his sister taught him when he was little, and he plays whenever he can. Durring practice, when he’s on the bench, he’ll move his fingers across his knees like he’s playing unconsciously. 

Yamamoto Taketora is into Do It Yourself books. He brings one to practice every day and says that he can totally build whatever it is and bitches about other builder’s workmanship. He actually built nice new shelves for the locker room and brings it up all the time.

Kai Nobuyuki is amazing at calligraphy. He never took lessons or anything he’s just naturally skilled at it. The coach leaves him in charge of making any posters they need and Kurro makes him write fake love letters for Tora.

Fukunaga Shohei knits. A lot. Whenever they’re on a long bus ride or at training camp he will knit. The others like to tease him and make fun of him, except Kenma who doesn’t care. He made Kenma fuzzy socks since his feet are unnaturally cold. Everyone else is jealous.

Inuoka So can juggle. His record is eight items and he likes to show off all the time. Tora likes to throw in an extra item just to make him freak out and drop everything on his head.

Shibayama Yuki does magic tricks. He can do a lot of them, and he always shows off at training camp in front of the other team. He once set fire to Lev, his eager assistant. 

I don’t want Fukurodani or Nekoma to lose. Can’t they both win and live happily ever after? Please! 

The reason for season 1 jimmy hating salmon headcannon

In there childhood Lizzie was very overprotective towards jimmy 

Which was understandable because he was always trying to do stuff that wasn’t safe for him to do 

like eating stuff that where not edible or trying to befriend hostile sea creatures like sharks piranhas and salmon the last one being the newest threatening creature that causes the most life changing accident of the two siblings lives

It happened one day while he was playing Lizzie had left him Alone for only a second when he saw a friendly looking salmon he went to go pet it or strike up a conversation with one of his new neighbors depending on how intelligent the salmon where

 But as soon as jimmy approached the harmless looking fish he quickly discovered that it was very much not harmless the salmon lunged at him and attacked 

just as the salmon attacked Lizzie returned just in time to witness the fish clamp it’s jaws on one of his body parts

the injury was not lethal and was easily  taken care of but the encounter was incredibly traumatizing for jimmy and from that moment on he could not even look at A salmon with out being triggered 

unfortunately there home was soon completely taken over by the salmon they where everywhere jimmy couldn’t even look out the window with out seeing a salmon 

Before Jimmy hatched Lizzie promised she would protect him no matter what so decided to head towards the direction the salmon came from 

She said she would drive them from the place they called home for thousands of years and return home but she didn’t return and jimmy stayed in there house to afraid to even look out side just waiting for his sister for hundreds of years he lived in fear 

Until till one day he snapped his fear turned to rage the salmon where why his sister left why he had nightmares and why he was living in constant fear he decided to follow his sister to the surface killing as many salmon as he could along the way and so even when he reached the shore and forgot his past he still had the trauma and rage that came with those lost memories 

but also he still had those feelings from when he was happy little boy with out a trouble in the ocean before his life fell apart around him he still had his love for his sister and while it was hazy and muted it was still there

So my idea for The guide Jimmy is that all the one that summons him has to do is tell him where they need to go or what they need to find and then he will enter a trance and slowly make his way straight towards it and he will not stop 

That is the hard part they have to not lose track of him and keep any mobs or traps from getting to him because he won’t be able to move out of the way and they have to be patient with him because he moves at an agonizingly slow pace even if something is chasing them and they can’t wake him because if they disturb him to much he’ll snap out of the trance and he’s only able to do it once per summoner 

Also if anyone gets frustrated enough and starts yelling at Jimmy to move faster or insults him they get a penalty it’s not a game over but it’s a warning

It’s an annoying escort mission for the summoner but to us its something else entirely

Idk if you do art requests at all or whatever this is but what do you think Jimmy would wear if he lived in the Citadel? (Or whatever Tangos mega(?) Base was called)

Perhaps, sometimes, you can find a special card that summons the Dungeon Guide, who makes navigating a bit easier and more pleasant. Just don't let him die or your clank will max out and all doors will close.

Matzah ball Soup

Jimmy in the gemcyt au is off color

We all know about the canary curse and how Jimmy always dies first well my idea on how to transfer that into a gem au is instead of dying the most he poofs the most 

His form is very breakable so something that other gem’s would be able to power through like a very hard punch could make him retreat into his gem instantly

He would also not be able to keep his form after being stabbed like bismuth during the breakin point fight or Pearl during sword training 

His defective programming is so unnoticeable that he was in denial about it for a very long time and didn’t realize he was an off color until way later 

Sometimes the defective coding that causes his form to be so week will fail completely making him poof at a random time with out an external reason

When he reforms he becomes a shining target because it is literally a full minute of him cycling through all his many many past forms  

this is base off of the gemcyt au from @chrisrin and @cherrifire

Death god jimmy wears a bolo tie and wears all black like a cowboy attending a funeral

 and there are mysterious slime stains on him to

He functions like the death reaper in that he takes the dead to the afterlife 

Where ever he goes he is followed by foggy mist like in a swamp but at the same time it gets scorching hot when he’s near like the desert

he’s why when your about to die your vision goes blurry and he’s the source of the light at the end of the tunnel

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Cod alliance Gemcyt au Wither rosé alliance

The wither rosé alliance are the homework gems that the diamonds send to earth in the cod alliance Gemcyt au

Fwhip is a peridot and kinda like jasper in that he is spiteful his want for revenge is mostly because they stranded him on earth so it’s not like he want to shatter them instead he makes it his life’s mission to make their lives harder and as inconvenient as possible 

He also starts to enjoy earth technology among other earth stuff and eventually defects 

Gem came from the same batch as fwhip and is the slightly older one when she hears that fwhips mission went wrong she went down there herself to find him

she’s the easiest to convince after all she prioritized her brother over fallowing home world and by leaving without permission is not be welcomed back 

Sausage is a quartz that was sent to guard fwhip as he fixed the warp pad and made sure the gem experiments were progressing as planned 

But there ship was destroyed and they were forced to run and found shelter in a cave in a mountain

Over time sausage alongside fwhip started to appreciate the earth sausage especially liked dogs(bubbles) but despite being the friendliest he was the hardest out of the bunch to get to their side 

he like peridot tricked them and took a direct line to the diamonds from the moon base and was going to use it to go back to home world but instead he told them about how great the earth was and insulted a diamond to their face 

So Unfortunately the moment that sausage became an actual crystal gem came at the cost of the diamonds gaining the knowledge that there was still crystal gems on earth 

But before that during the time when sausage and fwhip were living in a cave and just after gem made it to earth and joined them in the cave Sausage left them because he saw the writing on the wall and got away from the traitors 

He found corrupted pearl and befriended her kinda she was a gem monster with a scrabbled mind and body but she was a very small gem monster and the first being with a gemstone other the fwhip and gem who he just left so he stuck with her 

When all the corrupted gems were cured and she returned she didn’t remember sausage like how sausage during the hermitcraft empires crossover knew pearl but she had no clue what he was talking about

but they did end up become real friends and their conversations became a lot less one sided 

inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves

Lizzie wears a navy inspired outfit because it’s a combination of government and ocean 

False i imagine her wearing very casual clothing to move around in so like hoodies and T-shirts not very interesting clothes but her domain is more shown through her aura of mystery and badassness she useily fades into the background but when she does something she leaves an impression 

Fwhip likes to wear something from the Industrial Revolution because that is a time where his power went through a lot of growth 

Scott’s eyes and hair can change color based on the season and wether it’s day or night

During winter it’s cyan (default) during autumn it’s pumpkin orange (pirates) during spring it’s raisin purple (origins) in summer it’s lime green (afterlife) 

During the night his hair is very vibrant practically glowing like stars and during the day it looks very pale and pastel

/gasp/ a wip?? 😧

god au by @adina123