No Cause This Is Literally The Funniest Part Of This To Me 😶

no cause this is literally the funniest part of this to me 😶

and they want us to think they're tumblr girls smh

A literal child in Gryffindor robes came up to me and went “ugh Slytherin” but how tf do you tell a child to bugger off so I just stared at them

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ahh-fuck-me

5 years ago

Y’all might call me a bitch but that’s okay bc you are what you eat and I ate your fucking dog

BNHA Boyfriend/Girlfriend Series!

Hello! Welcome to this weeks main character: Hawks! Yes Dabi and Hawks are the first two cause they're our favorites, what about it :P -Bee

Note: A singular swear was said in this sorry lmao. That's it thanks xx

How you met: It was when you were on your way back to work from lunch. You had been a little in your head and then suddenly you hear a scream, "Watch out!" you turned your head only to see headlights coming straight at you. You went to dash out of the way only to be carried out of the way by a bright red feathers. One rubbing against your face softly, seemingly trying to calm you down. Your heart was pounding in your chest from the moment and you looked around to see who saved you. That's when you made eye contact with the number two hero, Hawks.

How you started talking: After your close call with death, the winged hero came up to you to check that you were okay. You were shaken up but overall okay. With your adrenaline still pumping you looked up at him and asked him if he wanted to get lunch sometime soon. His face immediately showed how he felt, pure shock. After a few beats of silence he laughed out loud and agreed. "You just nearly died and your asking me out?" "Oh, yeah I guess I am huh." Needless to say he said yes, asking for your number to arrange something soon.

First date: About a week after you two first met you met up him on the weekend. It was a simple lunch outing at a smaller food shop. You got a private room in the back of the shop and laughed the whole time. It was the best date you'd ever been on, so far.

First kiss: It was a bit after your third outing/date together you had both gone back to your place. Hawks was a bit little too tipsy to go back home so you let him spend the night at your apartment in the spare room. You were both sitting on the couch, not tired enough to go to sleep but not awake enough to do anything other than relax. Your head resting on his shoulder he planted a light kiss on your forehead and started whispering about how much he enjoyed your company. "I never realized how lonely hero work was until we went out. You've given me so many good memories in such a short amount of time. Thank you dove." You lifted your head from his should and stared at him with a hard to read expression. "Shit, I'm sorry dove, that was a lot of me to dump on you suddenly, I can leave if yo-" you planted a soft but meaningful kiss on his lips, pulling away "Don't leave, I want you here. You make me feel safe."

He tells you his real name: It was a few days after your first kiss. He was going to tell you a bit earlier, out of pure respect for you and your relationship but he hadn't yet and he felt bad. You knew it wasn't his real name but you weren't pushing him, he was allowed to have secrets and you definitely didn't like him for his name. He ended up spending the night again on a pure whim. You made dinner for you two and had sat and watched a movie. That's when he told you. "I know you know Hawks isn't my real name. And you mean a lot to me so I think you should know it. Hi, I'm Keigo Takami. It's nice to meet you." He smiled at you as you started giggling at his silly introduction despite the weight of his words. "Hi Keigo Takami, Im y/n y/l/n. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."

When you went official: Hawks was both ready to do it the day after your first kiss together and yet he found himself not doing it. He was worried about his image in the public. He didn't want any fangirls to start attacking you if they found out you were together and he didn't want anyone to really know about you incase you were targeted by a villain. You, on the other hand, weren't really a fan of not knowing what you were. You both had feelings for each other but you didn't know much other than that. You didn't know if you were able to tell your friends you were dating someone or if you had to just tell them you were talking to someone. It wasn't too bad but it still left you uneasy so you had decided to say something. He told you the truth about his unease in the situation and you shared his concern but you knew you could fight back and that he would save you, he was your hero after all. You talked it through and he officially asked you out. You were his and he was yours.

First "I love you": It wasn't too long after you had started dating, maybe a week or so. He was both afraid to say it incase he scared you off and yet he wasn't. He decided that if he scared you away with his feelings it wasn't meant to be. He ended up making a big deal out of, making a whole plan to make sure everything went right. Unfortunately for him, it didn't. You ruined his whole plan in a matter of three words about 15 before his plan could be officially set into action. He had asked you out on a date, not giving much information other than to dress nicely. So you threw on a fancier outfit compared to usual and walked out into the living room, where a certain winged hero was waiting patiently in a suit. As soon as he saw you he showered you in compliments, blown away by how good you had looked. That prompted you to let it out. "Thank you, you look quite handsome yourself. It reminds me of why I love you." He smirked before what you said finally sank in and his smirk dropped. Suddenly you felt extremely anxious, did he not love you? Did he think it was too soon? Your mind rushed with possibilities before he let out a low laugh, your head snapping to look him in the eyes as he spoke, "Of course you beat me to it, that's all you ever seem to do." "W-what?" "This whole date was so I could tell you I love you at the perfect time, but you beat me to it." He pouted, clearly upset you ruined his plan on accident. "But, I love you too. You mean a lot to me even though we haven't been together for too long. You make me genuinely happy and I want you to know it."

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ahh-fuck-me

4 years ago

WHAT ARE YOU SO CUTE FOR

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ahh-fuck-me

4 years ago

Hawks with a S/O that's scared of birds

A/N: author 🦕 here this is my first bullet HC though I know it’s not great I still had fun writing it! I wrote this off the though of my own fear of birds so I hope is at lease somewhat good. Anyways thank you for reading! Xoxo- 🦕

You had worked at a local chicken shop and every other day a certain crimson winged hero named hawks would come in at the same time being around 8pm.

Though it wasn’t the ideal place to work in your mind it works and it gets your bills payed doesn’t it?

The crimson winged hero had become a regular always coming in every other day and when I say this man was a flirt he was a flirt

It seemed like he always came in on your shift but then again you only worked every other day.

Any who, the crimson winged hero always seemed to flirt with you and had no shame in it either with you commended though you can’t say it was something you were all that fond of.

You See you had a phobia of birds (ornithophobia) and though you knew after your many conversations with the man and through your observations that the only bird like thing about him was his wings, they still put you on edge when he ruffles them or stretched them out.

Hawks had grew fond over you and always asked if you would go out on one date but to his disappointment the answer was always a no.

One day after a lot of begging you finally agreed and decided you would go on the date with him.

You guys had settled on a date in the park that included a walk and a picnic, You We’re having a great time surprisingly though you would jump every time he stretched his wings around you.

You guys had walked around for a while getting to know each other and holding hands as you walked over to your picnic spot.

The crimson winged hero had decided to sit in front of the duck pond seeing as he loved the view it gave thought to say you weren’t fond of the idea you did it anyways

You had kept your cool majority of the meal up until the ducks started their move, crumbs of your food had littered the floor and thus it was time for the ducks to feed.

Though moving slow, merely quacking, waddling, and ruffling their feathers it was enough to scare the skin right off your bones. You had gotten up in such a rush to back away and wipe your tears hawks barely had enough time to react rushing to grab you into a tight hug.

It took him a few minuets to connect the dots but everything finally made sense, the paranoid looking around, the flinching when he would ruffle his wings and stretch them everything. It had finally clicked you were afraid of birds.

He quickly packed up your meal and had led you out of the park and away from any birds within his site, you guys ended up sitting outside a café in silence for a few minuets until he grabbed your hands and said something

“Hey? Are you ok? I’m sorry I should of caught on sooner and not pressured you into this date...”

At the though of his last word you spoke “What? No no I promise this wasn’t your fault I was just afraid....I thought you would of made fun of me ya know?”

Hawks was a little surprised at that but also understood nodding his head going “I get that and I promise I wouldn’t of it’s ok to have fears and I genuinely had a good time.”

You blushed at his words and replied “ Oh yeah I had a great time as well”

With a laugh hawks replied “Then would you mind if we had a re-do? You know somewhere with less birds? And hey if I do anything that makes you uncomfortable just let me know ya?”

With a smile you nodded your head and replies “ Yeah I would love to thank you”

You leaned over the table to give him a kiss on the cheek and make sure you have everything you need before standing up to leave.

Hawks was in a daze blush rising on his cheeks when he heard you speak

“Are you going to walk me home or not bird brain” you proceeded to giggle and hold your hand out to him.

He had snapped out of his daze looked at you with a smile taking you hand saying “Of course baby bird”

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ahh-fuck-me

4 years ago