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ahh-fuck-me
1 year ago

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

ahh-fuck-me
3 years ago
ahh-fuck-me - Ah Fuck
ahh-fuck-me
3 years ago

this canada day, put your time and energy into supporting and donating to Indigenous communities instead of celebrating colonialism

donate to the unist'ot'en camp here

list of seven Indigenous non-profits to support

list of Indigenous-focused charities

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago
[210418] Rocky ✧ ONE
[210418] Rocky ✧ ONE
[210418] Rocky ✧ ONE
[210418] Rocky ✧ ONE

[210418] Rocky ✧ ONE

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago
WHAT ARE YOU SO CUTE FOR

WHAT ARE YOU SO CUTE FOR

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

no cause this is literally the funniest part of this to me 😶

And They Want Us To Think They're Tumblr Girls Smh

and they want us to think they're tumblr girls smh

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

PLS READ

I’m not one to do things like this but I really am out of options and need the help. If you guys could reblog/spread this I’d really appreciate it.

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ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

it's Ramadhan tomorrow!!!

Have a great one my fellow brother and sisters!

It's Ramadhan Tomorrow!!!
ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

no cause this is actually so good 😭👊

BRO HAHAHAHAHA I loved your Gen Z reader!!! Fan we have some more please? With toshinori!!

Calling AFO a boiled potatoe, potatoe head, when AFO threatens Toshi the reader goes like "listen here you fucking boiled potatoe" while eating a bag of peanuts or when AFO threatens her se just says shit like this "awwww 🥺🥺- HAHAHAHAH, awwww🥺🥺 HAHAHAHA-- bitch...IDGAF"

https://youtu.be/tq6lLBVYdh4

When Izuku is in the rooftop of the ua building saying he's gonna jump the reader just screams "Do a backflip"

Just Gen Z vibes

A/N: the wheeze got me in the video LMAO

BRO HAHAHAHAHA I Loved Your Gen Z Reader!!! Fan We Have Some More Please? With Toshinori!!

Toshinori doesn’t understand your energy, you can’t order at McDonalds and beg him to order for you yet here you are talking down on a big bad villain? Yeah he’s going to have some concerns.

Literally AFO can say “do you have a death wish?” And you’ll stand there unfazed and give him a sly smirk and say “maybe?” Yeah now they’re both confused as fuck and don’t know what to say.

Imagine when you have to fight against a villain and every single time they miss their attacks you literally yell “YEET.” While running away with a Bakugo and Deku trailing behind the villain trying to get them from attacking you.

One time Deku was dramatically standing on top of building letting the wind flow through his green locks of hair and he heard your voice from below yell “DO A BACKFLIP AND ILL GIVE YOU SECRETS OF ALL MIGHT.” He’s never been so tempted before LMAO.

“How do we defeat those villains?” “Maybe we should do a T-Pose I heard it’s really threatening..” “Y/N I’m going to have to politely ask you to shut the fuck up.”

Whenever Bakugo gets into trouble you mutter a “F” whenever he gets caught by Aizawa which almost sends him attacking you from across the room.

One time when you saw Dabi you literally called him an “e-boy.” Yeah you almost lost your life that time, thankfully Todoroki was there to save you with his ice.

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

BNHA Boyfriend/Girlfriend Series!

Hello! Welcome to this weeks main character: Izuku Midoriya! The main character of the beloved show :P, this one also isn't exactly canon either, not self indulgent but I'm ignoring anything that's been happening in the manga :) -Bee

How you met: You had met during the entrance exams for U.A! When you were walking in you noticed how nervous he seemed. So being the ever dutiful wannabe hero, you walked up to him and started a conversation. It wasn't much and it was mostly you talking, but it was enough for you to notice his nerves about the test seemed to calm a bit. Then you parted ways.

How you started talking: After everything happened you were placed in Class-1A. Placing about middle in the class based on your tests. You noticed him immediately and went to talk to him, seeing as he was the only one you actively knew. It was safe to say you would go through U.A having at least one friend, always.

You discovered each others feelings: While at U.A both you and Izuku spent most of it training and studying. You were both dedicated to becoming heroes that the whole of Japan could be proud of. Neither of you really worrying about romantic relationships in almost any sense. Until you noticed how amazing he was. Always training and working his hardest. Taking care of others even if he should focus on himself. He truly was going to make an amazing hero. But as you realized your feelings you decided you would keep them secret, he was your best friend and you didn't want to mess that up. Whilst you had decided that, Deku had come up with the same conclusion for his feelings. He'd seen the way you interacted with your other classmates and how you cared for everyone you came across, good person or not. You saw the good in people no matter what but you didn't let people use you, and he admired it greatly. Then during your usual late night study session, you let it slip. You were both running low on energy and ended up goofing around a little to stay up. Joking about who the other hated and loved. Him insisting you had a thing for Tenya only for you to accidentally confess to him your true feelings. "I do NOT like Tenya like that! He's great but I'm more into you." His eyes widened to the size of saucers as what you said sunk in, you started to freak out internally. It was too late to take it back but you had wanted to. "Y-you like me? Like like me?" "Uh, yeah. I'm sorry for saying anything." "No wait! I, uh, like you too... I wasn't going to say anything, but uhm I like you." "Oh." "Oh."

Your first date: It was about a week after your accidental confession, you were both excited to go out together for the first time romantically. It was almost exactly how you guys had gone out before but this time he held your hand. A soft smile gracing his face as he watched you swing your interlocked hands while you walked back after a nice day out.

When you went official: It was about an hour after you arrived back at the dorms after your first date. You were both hyper after some ice-cream and were giggling in the common room together. Chatting away as always when you both started to calm down. He looked over at you as you smiled widely, rethinking everything that had happened over the day. A soft smile never leaving his face as he asked you, "Do you want to date me? Like, officially?" You froze in place and looked over at him. Ideas of how everything could go completely bitter and wrong running through your head as you answered, "Of course."

Your first kiss: It was a bit after your first date, you had been friends for so long that it just happened naturally. It was while you were training after school. A common activity for you both as you worked on both regular hand to hand and quirk related training. both of you were sweating and swearing lightly as you both landed hits on each other. None hurting much but enough for you to know they landed. Finally a winner was going to emerge from the sparing match as you landed a quick kick to the back of his legs and he folded. You quickly jumped onto him to hold him down as he was pinned on his stomach. You spoke between pants, "Do you finally succeed Mr. Number One?" "...Yes, can you get off me now" "No I think I like it here" you let out a laugh as you slowly lifted yourself off of him eyes trained on his body incase he decided to make a sneak attack. You knew he wasn't above that, it was underhanded but it was a good tactic if needed. As he got up he reached for your hand, seemingly to use it to pin you. Instead he pulled himself up with it and pulled you to him. leaning down to kiss you gently on the lips. Your head fogged up in happiness, a smile erupting on your face for about one second before he took advantage of your distracted state and pinned you. "HEY! That's cheating Mr. Number One!"

First "I love you": It was another late night as you both laid on your bed, cuddled up after an unusually hard class. Finally taking the time off to relax as your muscles were sore. A movie was playing on the tv as you were close to dozing off, talking lightly over the movie about todays class. Your eyes growing heavier as he discussed how amazing Uraraka's new move did against Kaminari. He slowly stopped talking about it noticing how close you were to falling asleep, giving you a light peck on the forehead as he pulled you closer, "Goodnight sweetheart, I love you. Rest well, you did amazing today" you smiled softly and whispered back "I love you too Mr. Number One"

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

BNHA Boyfriend/Girlfriend Series!

Hello! Welcome to this weeks main character: Hawks! Yes Dabi and Hawks are the first two cause they're our favorites, what about it :P -Bee

Note: A singular swear was said in this sorry lmao. That's it thanks xx

How you met: It was when you were on your way back to work from lunch. You had been a little in your head and then suddenly you hear a scream, "Watch out!" you turned your head only to see headlights coming straight at you. You went to dash out of the way only to be carried out of the way by a bright red feathers. One rubbing against your face softly, seemingly trying to calm you down. Your heart was pounding in your chest from the moment and you looked around to see who saved you. That's when you made eye contact with the number two hero, Hawks.

How you started talking: After your close call with death, the winged hero came up to you to check that you were okay. You were shaken up but overall okay. With your adrenaline still pumping you looked up at him and asked him if he wanted to get lunch sometime soon. His face immediately showed how he felt, pure shock. After a few beats of silence he laughed out loud and agreed. "You just nearly died and your asking me out?" "Oh, yeah I guess I am huh." Needless to say he said yes, asking for your number to arrange something soon.

First date: About a week after you two first met you met up him on the weekend. It was a simple lunch outing at a smaller food shop. You got a private room in the back of the shop and laughed the whole time. It was the best date you'd ever been on, so far.

First kiss: It was a bit after your third outing/date together you had both gone back to your place. Hawks was a bit little too tipsy to go back home so you let him spend the night at your apartment in the spare room. You were both sitting on the couch, not tired enough to go to sleep but not awake enough to do anything other than relax. Your head resting on his shoulder he planted a light kiss on your forehead and started whispering about how much he enjoyed your company. "I never realized how lonely hero work was until we went out. You've given me so many good memories in such a short amount of time. Thank you dove." You lifted your head from his should and stared at him with a hard to read expression. "Shit, I'm sorry dove, that was a lot of me to dump on you suddenly, I can leave if yo-" you planted a soft but meaningful kiss on his lips, pulling away "Don't leave, I want you here. You make me feel safe."

He tells you his real name: It was a few days after your first kiss. He was going to tell you a bit earlier, out of pure respect for you and your relationship but he hadn't yet and he felt bad. You knew it wasn't his real name but you weren't pushing him, he was allowed to have secrets and you definitely didn't like him for his name. He ended up spending the night again on a pure whim. You made dinner for you two and had sat and watched a movie. That's when he told you. "I know you know Hawks isn't my real name. And you mean a lot to me so I think you should know it. Hi, I'm Keigo Takami. It's nice to meet you." He smiled at you as you started giggling at his silly introduction despite the weight of his words. "Hi Keigo Takami, Im y/n y/l/n. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."

When you went official: Hawks was both ready to do it the day after your first kiss together and yet he found himself not doing it. He was worried about his image in the public. He didn't want any fangirls to start attacking you if they found out you were together and he didn't want anyone to really know about you incase you were targeted by a villain. You, on the other hand, weren't really a fan of not knowing what you were. You both had feelings for each other but you didn't know much other than that. You didn't know if you were able to tell your friends you were dating someone or if you had to just tell them you were talking to someone. It wasn't too bad but it still left you uneasy so you had decided to say something. He told you the truth about his unease in the situation and you shared his concern but you knew you could fight back and that he would save you, he was your hero after all. You talked it through and he officially asked you out. You were his and he was yours.

First "I love you": It wasn't too long after you had started dating, maybe a week or so. He was both afraid to say it incase he scared you off and yet he wasn't. He decided that if he scared you away with his feelings it wasn't meant to be. He ended up making a big deal out of, making a whole plan to make sure everything went right. Unfortunately for him, it didn't. You ruined his whole plan in a matter of three words about 15 before his plan could be officially set into action. He had asked you out on a date, not giving much information other than to dress nicely. So you threw on a fancier outfit compared to usual and walked out into the living room, where a certain winged hero was waiting patiently in a suit. As soon as he saw you he showered you in compliments, blown away by how good you had looked. That prompted you to let it out. "Thank you, you look quite handsome yourself. It reminds me of why I love you." He smirked before what you said finally sank in and his smirk dropped. Suddenly you felt extremely anxious, did he not love you? Did he think it was too soon? Your mind rushed with possibilities before he let out a low laugh, your head snapping to look him in the eyes as he spoke, "Of course you beat me to it, that's all you ever seem to do." "W-what?" "This whole date was so I could tell you I love you at the perfect time, but you beat me to it." He pouted, clearly upset you ruined his plan on accident. "But, I love you too. You mean a lot to me even though we haven't been together for too long. You make me genuinely happy and I want you to know it."

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago
🚨!!! PLEASE RB !!! TRYING TO ESCAPE ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD !!! 🚨
🚨!!! PLEASE RB !!! TRYING TO ESCAPE ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD !!! 🚨
🚨!!! PLEASE RB !!! TRYING TO ESCAPE ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD !!! 🚨
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tw for medication, parental abuse, transphobia //

opening up something new with these commissions while I try to get diagnoses for my ADHD/depression/etc (that I wasn’t allowed by my family to screen for), as well as getting through undergrad at my university, and hopefully get an apartment somewhere away from my abusive household !! please consider commissioning me, or sharing this post if you can’t !!

I also have the classic commissions open, with both digital and traditional mediums (here is an example of the invisible ink/glowing ink).

image descs in the read-more

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ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵

⤷ 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 ⭑ 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵!

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

How They Handle Spice w/ Bakugo, Kirishima, Tamaki and Izuku

Hello :) I hope everyone's having a good day and enjoying some good food! This is how they handle spice and how they react to you with spice! Hope you enjoy it - Bee

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Katsuki Bakugo

Honestly it's just canon at this point that he loves spicy foods

He can't get enough of it, he's always adding chili oil or just straight up chili flakes to his food basically no matter what

His tolerance for it is absolutely insane! Sero and Denki put some ghost pepper in his ramen one time to prank him and he barely noticed. He only noticed because of the flavor smh

Because of this eating anything he specifically made for himself is almost impossible for the normal person, good luck snatching his lunch, your mouth will be on fire for hours after wards

If your eating anything spicy when your near him and you can't handle it without downing water every five seconds you will never hear the end of it

He will tease you relentlessly about it while handing you a glass of milk. He might be a bit rude but his soft spot is big

Now if your eating spicy stuff and taking it like a champ?? Completely different story

He will 100% challenge you to see how high your tolerance is, he can't let you beat him

If you don't beat him he'll tease a bit but not too much. He'll get you a glass of water or milk and make sure your okay though, he can't help his soft spot for you

If you beat him??? Congrats on being a try hard! You're both almost crying at the end but finally he breaks and starts drinking his water/milk, you are more than welcome to tease him about it until the day he drops dead though

You deserve to :P

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Ejiro Kirishima

Kiri thinks being able to handle spicy food is extra manly.

He himself can handle lower levels but nothing too spicy and he wont go out of his way to add any spice.

He's worried the cook might see it as an insult or he might ruin the dish from adding too much

If your able to handle spice super well and have it a bunch? He will not stop calling you manly

Eating spicy ramen? "That's so manly of you!" Eating literally anything with chili oil? "Whoa! Your so manly for eating that! Your insane!"

It's cute but sometimes you just wanna eat some spicy stuff in peace.

If you have no spice tolerance at all then he's very understanding. He doesn't bring it up

He doesn't want to make you feel bad on accident.

If you end up eating something spicy on accident he'll be there in seconds with some water or milk and a napkin in case you wanted to spit it out.

Overall, very manly of him :)

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Tamaki Amajiki

Seeing as his quirk is related to food in such an extreme way, he wants to make sure he could eat anything if he needed to.

Can't fight a villain if your mouth is on fire from a spicy dish!

He 100% did it out of pure anxiety, he didn't want to end up messing up an important fight because he wasn't able to eat something due to it being too spicy

Now that doesn't mean he's a god with spice though

He wont actively seek spicy things every meal but he will have at least 5 meals or snacks that are spicy a week so his tolerance doesn't go down.

He definitely knows if your good with spices or not, he can't help but pay attention

If your really good with spice and actively add it to stuff he'll point out what's the spiciest thing in the cafeteria or on the menu

It's simple but it shows you he cares :)

But if your really bad with spice he'll make sure you don't accidentally order something spicy

Of course if you do end up eating something spicy on accident he's there to offer you a glass of milk or water. He doesn't like seeing you in pain :)

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Izuku Midoriya

He cannot handle spice. Like at all.

He used to be okay with it, especially because of Bakugo.

But once he hit middle school he stopped eating it and because of that his tolerance is super low.

He isn't really bothered by it but if you say anything about it he's going to try to start building a bit of a tolerance just to impress you.

If you can handle spice then he's going to try and build his a bit

He wants to be able to seem cool to you and keep up!

If you can't handle spice he's pretty relieved, another person who can't handle spice!

If you end up accidentally eating something spicy he'll feel really bad and quickly grab you some water. It's what he drinks when he has something spicy

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

Hawks with a S/O that's scared of birds

A/N: author 🦕 here this is my first bullet HC though I know it’s not great I still had fun writing it! I wrote this off the though of my own fear of birds so I hope is at lease somewhat good. Anyways thank you for reading! Xoxo- 🦕

You had worked at a local chicken shop and every other day a certain crimson winged hero named hawks would come in at the same time being around 8pm.

Though it wasn’t the ideal place to work in your mind it works and it gets your bills payed doesn’t it?

The crimson winged hero had become a regular always coming in every other day and when I say this man was a flirt he was a flirt

It seemed like he always came in on your shift but then again you only worked every other day.

Any who, the crimson winged hero always seemed to flirt with you and had no shame in it either with you commended though you can’t say it was something you were all that fond of.

You See you had a phobia of birds (ornithophobia) and though you knew after your many conversations with the man and through your observations that the only bird like thing about him was his wings, they still put you on edge when he ruffles them or stretched them out.

Hawks had grew fond over you and always asked if you would go out on one date but to his disappointment the answer was always a no.

One day after a lot of begging you finally agreed and decided you would go on the date with him.

You guys had settled on a date in the park that included a walk and a picnic, You We’re having a great time surprisingly though you would jump every time he stretched his wings around you.

You guys had walked around for a while getting to know each other and holding hands as you walked over to your picnic spot.

The crimson winged hero had decided to sit in front of the duck pond seeing as he loved the view it gave thought to say you weren’t fond of the idea you did it anyways

You had kept your cool majority of the meal up until the ducks started their move, crumbs of your food had littered the floor and thus it was time for the ducks to feed.

Though moving slow, merely quacking, waddling, and ruffling their feathers it was enough to scare the skin right off your bones. You had gotten up in such a rush to back away and wipe your tears hawks barely had enough time to react rushing to grab you into a tight hug.

It took him a few minuets to connect the dots but everything finally made sense, the paranoid looking around, the flinching when he would ruffle his wings and stretch them everything. It had finally clicked you were afraid of birds.

He quickly packed up your meal and had led you out of the park and away from any birds within his site, you guys ended up sitting outside a café in silence for a few minuets until he grabbed your hands and said something

“Hey? Are you ok? I’m sorry I should of caught on sooner and not pressured you into this date...”

At the though of his last word you spoke “What? No no I promise this wasn’t your fault I was just afraid....I thought you would of made fun of me ya know?”

Hawks was a little surprised at that but also understood nodding his head going “I get that and I promise I wouldn’t of it’s ok to have fears and I genuinely had a good time.”

You blushed at his words and replied “ Oh yeah I had a great time as well”

With a laugh hawks replied “Then would you mind if we had a re-do? You know somewhere with less birds? And hey if I do anything that makes you uncomfortable just let me know ya?”

With a smile you nodded your head and replies “ Yeah I would love to thank you”

You leaned over the table to give him a kiss on the cheek and make sure you have everything you need before standing up to leave.

Hawks was in a daze blush rising on his cheeks when he heard you speak

“Are you going to walk me home or not bird brain” you proceeded to giggle and hold your hand out to him.

He had snapped out of his daze looked at you with a smile taking you hand saying “Of course baby bird”

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

Who’s a favorite character of yours that has little to no fics about them?


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ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

ahh-fuck-me
4 years ago

BNHA Boyfriend/Girlfriend Series!

Welcome to part one of the series! This weeks main event(my personal favorite villain) : Dabi/ Touya Todoroki!!!

NOTE: This is barely related to canon. This is almost completely self indulgent on my behalf.

How you met: You were on your way home when you took the wrong turn, not necessarily bumping into someone but just barely missing them. You apologized immediately, looking up you noticed an extremely handsome guy with odd burn marks on his face and neck. Though you didn't think too much of it and went home.

How you got to talking: He was very much stalking you. You obviously didn't notice but you did end up bumping into him again, he was freaking out thinking you'd realize he's been watching you for a week but instead you laughed and called it fate. He went along and asked for your number, and who were you to say no to "fate"

Your first date: Dabi, not being able to go much of anywhere due to being a villain, asked you out to dinner in a little hole in the wall noodle shop. You had said yes and got dressed up for it and everything.

First kiss: He won't admit it at all but he's a hopeless romantic at heart, but most things went wrong for him in life so he's scared. You on the other hand are openly a hopeless romantic, flowers, chocolates, matching outfits and backgrounds type stuff. He thought it was cute, so he finally gave in and did something special. It was right after your first date, he stopped and picked some flowers off the side of the road and gave them to you. He hadn't realized it but he ended up grabbing your favorite ones. You both walked back to your place and before you went in the building you thanked him for taking you out. You gave him a soft kiss on the cheek, barely above his staples. He smirked and leaned down and gave you a quick peck on the lips, claiming it was his payment. You went upstairs with the biggest smile and heart eyes sketched on your face

When you went official: Dabi had been putting it off for a really long time, you attributed it to either not liking you anymore or having some commitment issues. After all you'd been talking and seeing each other for about three months. You confronted him about it after getting a little too worried and he admitted he doesn't like using labels like that. You agreed silently and dropped it, only for him to officially ask you out two days later on the roof of your apartment building. Nothing too romantic, he had insisted he just liked the stars that night, "Must've been fate" he had said.

Finding out he's a villain: It had been about two week after you went official when he finally realized you had no idea what he does. You didn't mind much, its his job not yours after all. But he knew his work was dangerous for those he loved and himself included, not coming home from a mission was a definite possibility and it was something he only now started worrying about. Before you he hadn't minded if he came home or not. He of course still had things he wanted to accomplish but he knew if it was his time nothing was going to stop the universe from taking him. Then he met you and he fell in love. He was horrified of your reaction. He was very familiar with the idea of "Nothing stays forever" but he knew he had to tell you. And so he did. It took a few days for you to truly wrap your head around it but it wasn't too bad. You had always had some suspicions. You never went to his house, you knew he had a fire quirk and the news kept talking about a villain with one, he didn't like going anywhere popular or in the day time. You weren't stupid but you hadn't expected him to be an important member of the League of Villains. He explained more about it and why he was with them and how it was a deeper reason than "I like killing people" you didn't agree with the methods they used but you felt sympathetic to their message. You would never leave him over it but he also knew you didn't want much to do with it. That was until Toga came into the picture

Your first "I love you": You both put it off for an unusually long time. You were afraid to say it incase you scared him away, you knew about his commitment issues and you didn't want to push anything on him. He was afraid because he expected you to say it long before he was ready to, but you didn't. He figured it was because you didn't love him so he put it off. It came out pretty naturally for both of you. He had just gotten to your apartment and climbed into bed with you. Silently wrapping his arms around your sleeping body. You woke up in a slight haze. He told you to go back to bed, pulling you closer. You snuggled into him and mumbled lightly, "what was that, babe?" "I love you" "I love you too babe."

Thanks for reading ;) - 🐝

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4 years ago

Hello! Welcome~

Hi! Welcome to the blog. There's two writers here, 🐝/Bee and 🦕/Dino! Send requests if you want! We'll write about any show as long as we know it! Most things are fine to request but we wont be writing anything that's incestuous or non-con. This list might get longer as the blog is around but for now these are the two we wont write! Stick around :)!

Thanks, from Bee and Dino

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4 years ago
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4 years ago
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus
From Olympus

From Olympus

Photo: Ana Martinez 

Styling and Creative Direction: Mario Ville (Kattaca) 

Makeup design and make up artist: Lewis Amarante for Kryolan and Pankr0 

Makeup and hairdressing: Sergio Jiménez 

Models: Ricardo Nkosi, Mary Ruiz, Lewis Amarante, Aya Gueye, Juana Mum, Karina Soro, Ruben Buika, Virginia Buika, Isabella Menam, Oliver Lewis, Megane Mercury, Mendes Vieira, Claudia Duharte, Taylor Oscar Ruiz, David Durrant, Marina Gomes, Oscar Chibuike, Guille Gibbs, Lil Bambina, Elian Coiscou and Tigi.

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4 years ago

WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!

WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!
WAYFAIR IS SEX/CHILD TRAFFICKING!!

WE CANNOT BE SILENT ABOUT THIS!

IMAGINE HOW MANY OTHER COMPANIES ARE DOING THIS!!

ALSO, WHY WOULD WAYFAIR TAKE DOWN THE CABINETS FROM THEIR WEBSITE INSTEAD OF SHOWING EVIDENCE THAT IT IS NOT TRUE?!

THAT'S SUSPICIOUS AS HELL

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4 years ago
Fingerguns With The Smiliest Rock
Fingerguns With The Smiliest Rock

fingerguns with the smiliest rock

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4 years ago
I Don’t Know A Lot About US Law, I Will Be Honest, But This Seems Like Yet Another Step Towards The

I don’t know a lot about US law, I will be honest, but this seems like yet another step towards the fascist dictatorship of Donald Trump.

It’s really tricky, because on the one hand, the Black Lives Matter movement is hugely important and I totally understand and respect their desire to keep their protests peaceful.

But on the other hand, I sort of feel like people should be rioting about this- because it’s fucking scary what is happening right now.

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5 years ago

fantagio provides sex ed classes, book discussions and suicide prevention classes thanks fantagio

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5 years ago

ultimate thinspo

Ultimate Thinspo

those ribs 😍😍😍

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5 years ago

recovery is sexy pass it on

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5 years ago
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5 years ago

Just in case

Just In Case
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5 years ago
Slytherin Thinspo Board💚🐍 (mine!)

Slytherin Thinspo Board💚🐍 (mine!)

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