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How They Handle Spice w/ Bakugo, Kirishima, Tamaki and Izuku

Hello :) I hope everyone's having a good day and enjoying some good food! This is how they handle spice and how they react to you with spice! Hope you enjoy it - Bee

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Katsuki Bakugo

Honestly it's just canon at this point that he loves spicy foods

He can't get enough of it, he's always adding chili oil or just straight up chili flakes to his food basically no matter what

His tolerance for it is absolutely insane! Sero and Denki put some ghost pepper in his ramen one time to prank him and he barely noticed. He only noticed because of the flavor smh

Because of this eating anything he specifically made for himself is almost impossible for the normal person, good luck snatching his lunch, your mouth will be on fire for hours after wards

If your eating anything spicy when your near him and you can't handle it without downing water every five seconds you will never hear the end of it

He will tease you relentlessly about it while handing you a glass of milk. He might be a bit rude but his soft spot is big

Now if your eating spicy stuff and taking it like a champ?? Completely different story

He will 100% challenge you to see how high your tolerance is, he can't let you beat him

If you don't beat him he'll tease a bit but not too much. He'll get you a glass of water or milk and make sure your okay though, he can't help his soft spot for you

If you beat him??? Congrats on being a try hard! You're both almost crying at the end but finally he breaks and starts drinking his water/milk, you are more than welcome to tease him about it until the day he drops dead though

You deserve to :P

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Ejiro Kirishima

Kiri thinks being able to handle spicy food is extra manly.

He himself can handle lower levels but nothing too spicy and he wont go out of his way to add any spice.

He's worried the cook might see it as an insult or he might ruin the dish from adding too much

If your able to handle spice super well and have it a bunch? He will not stop calling you manly

Eating spicy ramen? "That's so manly of you!" Eating literally anything with chili oil? "Whoa! Your so manly for eating that! Your insane!"

It's cute but sometimes you just wanna eat some spicy stuff in peace.

If you have no spice tolerance at all then he's very understanding. He doesn't bring it up

He doesn't want to make you feel bad on accident.

If you end up eating something spicy on accident he'll be there in seconds with some water or milk and a napkin in case you wanted to spit it out.

Overall, very manly of him :)

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Tamaki Amajiki

Seeing as his quirk is related to food in such an extreme way, he wants to make sure he could eat anything if he needed to.

Can't fight a villain if your mouth is on fire from a spicy dish!

He 100% did it out of pure anxiety, he didn't want to end up messing up an important fight because he wasn't able to eat something due to it being too spicy

Now that doesn't mean he's a god with spice though

He wont actively seek spicy things every meal but he will have at least 5 meals or snacks that are spicy a week so his tolerance doesn't go down.

He definitely knows if your good with spices or not, he can't help but pay attention

If your really good with spice and actively add it to stuff he'll point out what's the spiciest thing in the cafeteria or on the menu

It's simple but it shows you he cares :)

But if your really bad with spice he'll make sure you don't accidentally order something spicy

Of course if you do end up eating something spicy on accident he's there to offer you a glass of milk or water. He doesn't like seeing you in pain :)

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Izuku Midoriya

He cannot handle spice. Like at all.

He used to be okay with it, especially because of Bakugo.

But once he hit middle school he stopped eating it and because of that his tolerance is super low.

He isn't really bothered by it but if you say anything about it he's going to try to start building a bit of a tolerance just to impress you.

If you can handle spice then he's going to try and build his a bit

He wants to be able to seem cool to you and keep up!

If you can't handle spice he's pretty relieved, another person who can't handle spice!

If you end up accidentally eating something spicy he'll feel really bad and quickly grab you some water. It's what he drinks when he has something spicy

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Hawks with a S/O that's scared of birds

A/N: author 🦕 here this is my first bullet HC though I know it’s not great I still had fun writing it! I wrote this off the though of my own fear of birds so I hope is at lease somewhat good. Anyways thank you for reading! Xoxo- 🦕

You had worked at a local chicken shop and every other day a certain crimson winged hero named hawks would come in at the same time being around 8pm.

Though it wasn’t the ideal place to work in your mind it works and it gets your bills payed doesn’t it?

The crimson winged hero had become a regular always coming in every other day and when I say this man was a flirt he was a flirt

It seemed like he always came in on your shift but then again you only worked every other day.

Any who, the crimson winged hero always seemed to flirt with you and had no shame in it either with you commended though you can’t say it was something you were all that fond of.

You See you had a phobia of birds (ornithophobia) and though you knew after your many conversations with the man and through your observations that the only bird like thing about him was his wings, they still put you on edge when he ruffles them or stretched them out.

Hawks had grew fond over you and always asked if you would go out on one date but to his disappointment the answer was always a no.

One day after a lot of begging you finally agreed and decided you would go on the date with him.

You guys had settled on a date in the park that included a walk and a picnic, You We’re having a great time surprisingly though you would jump every time he stretched his wings around you.

You guys had walked around for a while getting to know each other and holding hands as you walked over to your picnic spot.

The crimson winged hero had decided to sit in front of the duck pond seeing as he loved the view it gave thought to say you weren’t fond of the idea you did it anyways

You had kept your cool majority of the meal up until the ducks started their move, crumbs of your food had littered the floor and thus it was time for the ducks to feed.

Though moving slow, merely quacking, waddling, and ruffling their feathers it was enough to scare the skin right off your bones. You had gotten up in such a rush to back away and wipe your tears hawks barely had enough time to react rushing to grab you into a tight hug.

It took him a few minuets to connect the dots but everything finally made sense, the paranoid looking around, the flinching when he would ruffle his wings and stretch them everything. It had finally clicked you were afraid of birds.

He quickly packed up your meal and had led you out of the park and away from any birds within his site, you guys ended up sitting outside a café in silence for a few minuets until he grabbed your hands and said something

“Hey? Are you ok? I’m sorry I should of caught on sooner and not pressured you into this date...”

At the though of his last word you spoke “What? No no I promise this wasn’t your fault I was just afraid....I thought you would of made fun of me ya know?”

Hawks was a little surprised at that but also understood nodding his head going “I get that and I promise I wouldn’t of it’s ok to have fears and I genuinely had a good time.”

You blushed at his words and replied “ Oh yeah I had a great time as well”

With a laugh hawks replied “Then would you mind if we had a re-do? You know somewhere with less birds? And hey if I do anything that makes you uncomfortable just let me know ya?”

With a smile you nodded your head and replies “ Yeah I would love to thank you”

You leaned over the table to give him a kiss on the cheek and make sure you have everything you need before standing up to leave.

Hawks was in a daze blush rising on his cheeks when he heard you speak

“Are you going to walk me home or not bird brain” you proceeded to giggle and hold your hand out to him.

He had snapped out of his daze looked at you with a smile taking you hand saying “Of course baby bird”

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