Incoming Transmission

Alex and Jonas from Oxenfree are going to super hell for to time fuckery crimes, gay and trans crimes and because their sibling dynamic made Anon cry!!!

requested by: Anonymous

jonas is the greasiest looking mfer ive ever seen in my life i cant believe some of u guys are attracted to him. he looks like he doesnt know what conditioner is

i like ur weird oxensfree sideblog it’s cool

thanks this is actually my main

me, pointing to jonas: i want that twink Obliterated

so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING.

please. please i cant do this. jonas please. how can i cosplay you if you look like you just walked out of a thrift store dumpster

WHY IS YOUR CROTCH COMPLETELY SQUARE? ARE YOU USING A RUBIX CUBE AS A PACKER?

im losing my mind

i am aiming the Transgenderification Ray at alex oxenfree

alex or michael oxenfree 78!!!

[id: a drawing of alex from oxenfree, sitting with her head down and pulling michael’s jacket around her. the lyrics around her read “so i sit in the vacuum you left behind, and i sift through each phrase for an ember/for a spark that will light, cause i can't rewind, i unravel until i remember.” /end id]

but now you're a black hole / and i am left numb

from the loop of these memories / the loop of the

blue raspberry pop rocks are oxenfree core