So U Know How Jonas/ren Is Dubbed "weed Beanies". I Propose "sea Salt" As The Name For Alex/clarissa

Alex and Jonas from Oxenfree are going to super hell for to time fuckery crimes, gay and trans crimes and because their sibling dynamic made Anon cry!!!

requested by: Anonymous

The Post Plus Protest is coming! Updated Edition

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Fill out the survey on the original Post Plus post (be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS that we don’t want this). Since we mean business, it’s time to hit them where it hurts; Ad Revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as the main event of phase one.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

The protest starts by logging off on August 6th, 2021 at 12am Eastern Time (US). Here’s a quick chart to help figure out when you log out. AUGUST 6th, 2021  12 am Eastern Time (US)    4 am UTC    5 am BST/London    6 am Central Europe Time    7 am Moscow Standard Time    9:30 am Indian Standard Time    12 Noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Time    1 pm Japan Standard Time    1:30 pm Australian Central Time    2 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

  11 pm Central Time (US)   10 pm Mountain Time (US)     9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM THE START TIME!

So that means if you log off at say, 6 am Central Europe Time you’ll log back in at 6 am Central Europe Time on August 7th. We’d prefer if if there is no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs during this period.

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post, share it, and use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 and/or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media. If you’re using the mobile version, you can always leave an honest review on the app center of your choice (once again: be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!).

WHY IS POST PLUS/POST+ SO BAD?

Tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content (whether any of us want to admit it or not). Putting these kinds of contents behind patreon like paywalls is a terrible idea and the legality is NOT in the user or their subscribers favor. You can absolutely get in legal trouble for what tumblr is proposing with this new feature. There’s also the worry about the site’s (poor) security and access to Post Plus users bank information. Do you really want a site that lacks a functioning search function and whose userbase routinely get hacked to have your credit card information? No, you really don’t.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing something to combat tumblr’s impending self-inflicted demise.

ANYTHING ELSE?

There’s a time zone checker linked in a previous post if you need it and I’ll try to fix any mistakes to times as I find them. Keep an eye out for future posts closer to the protest date and the eventual phase two! Thank you ALL for your support so far.

Incoming transmission

🔺Unveiling the OXENFREE II: Lost Signals key art🔻

Wishlist:

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Ren: Elevator smell is so libidinous. Jonas: You are always using words Ren: Well they’re just sitting there.

I’ve made posts like this before but I think time loop stories are some of the most concentrated essences of the nature of a story having a narrative function. A time loop story takes the fact that any story can be reread, rewatched, relistened to forever without ever changing the end, and makes that a literal function of the story, the infinite repeatability becoming the driving factor. And then the story says “but what if the infinite repeating cycles did change? What if it was possible to get it right, to break the loop, to free yourself from the narrative? What if the universe (the reader, the author) wants you to get it right, no matter the cost?”

Shitty Ren aesthetic: haha yeah man get high while we’re all fighting for our lives that’s really helpful and cool behaviour i’m so glad you’re here with us to help by [checks notes] eating weed

recipe for rigatoni

stop

Jonas: Lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie. Never doing that again. Alex: You shoved a thin mint cookie up your Jussy? Jonas: MY WHAT

extremely specific hcs pt 2: shoes

alex: platform doc martens are her go-to, but she also loves any chunky black boots. definitely pulls out the demonias for special occasions. [ren wants to compliment her on them but instead he whines about her being so much taller than him]

ren: off brand sneakers but he takes care of them

jonas: on brand sneakers but he treats them like shit

nona: uggs [i'm sorry about it but it's true]

clarissa: also goes for black boots, but much less showy ones. being the center of attention is her Least Favorite Thing.

*me making the most incomprehensible shitpost & it getting like 3 notes* im sorry im not REBLOGGABLE im sorry im not something COOL to put on your dash im sorry my content isnt GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU *bangs pots and pans* STOP SILENCING MY DUMB SHIT!! I AM FUNNY!! I AM FUNNY!!!!!