Tohle Mi Strašně Dlouho Hnije V Hlavě

Když hloupá kuchta Buchta zavařila do polívky všechny názvy ročních období, ale nás je pět:

*Je velmi možné že v kánonu seriálu Hra na oliheň provozují své vlastní hry i jiné země. Tudíž je možno usoudit že Česko má také vlastní verzi*

Já poté co už sem s poslední figurkou 2 pole před domečkem a ňákej debil mi ji vyhodí z políčka, v člověče nezlob se:

Ptáček a ptáčci ( ˊᵕˋ )♡

ani radost, ani smutek, ale tajná třetí emoce (The Smiths)

it may have been done before but I desperately need a Death Note AU where L is a native English speaker BUT whenever Light talks about him, he goes "yeah L sounds fluent but sometimes he says things even I can't translate". And then it turns out L is like Scottish or something.

Light's internal monologue: just you wait, L. I have the upper hand! I'll find out your true name and become the God of the New World!!

L's internal monologue: yer granny gets bullied at the bingo hall

"Henry and Bunny fought in Italy... I think Henry must have tried to sugardaddy Bunny into gay sex, that's the only logical thing that could've happened."

Richard "Straight" Papen please never change

Mám důležitý jazykový dotaz:

Když má svou typickou mluvu Praha, Brno, Ostrava, Karlovy Vary, Vysočina... Je něco typického pro severní Čechy? Myslím Ústecký + Liberecký + možná Královéhradecký kraj?

Napadá mě jenom používání více slov přejatých z němčiny...

🥺🙏🏻

Please give it to me Rachel

my dream for a modern live action death note:

- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.

- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous

- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity

- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care

- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)

- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”

- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend

- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome

- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him

- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit

figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

also consider:

Ronan Lynch if he was written in italic instead of bold:

(That's not Ronan, that's Ronnie)

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me