amaltheiav - How Does Life Work?
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1 year ago

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I’d Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I’d Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I’d Pass It On.
The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books
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by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.
1 year ago

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

1 year ago

it's cool that more people are watching tokyo godfathers thanks to youtube, but that version has outdated subtitling (particularly regarding hana, a trans woman character). i recommend the 2020 gkids release, which has more accurate subtitles and a really good dub as well. i'm sure you can find this version on various movie/anime streaming sites (hi)—you'll know it's the newer release if it starts with the circular gkids logo. merry tokyo godfathers everyone

1 year ago

So, Microsoft is terrible. Yes yes, the oldest claim in the world.

But specifically... I just hate how Windows 10 tries to conflate and confuse web searches with things on one's own computer. The start menu should never do anything related to web-searching, especially if it purports to try to give examples of things that are on my hard drive!

This will make old, computer-illiterate people more malware-vulnerable. You have to maintain a strong distinction between "things that are on this computer (and maybe even included in Windows)" (safe, one hopes, or you already got pwned by it, probably), and "things on the web" (scary, dangerous, not to be trusted at all).

Eroding that barrier in the UI is awful. It just FEELS like a violation every time I start typing into the start bar, and it tries to show me ANYTHING web-related. My computer is NOT just an internet-portal! It has tons of stuff on it, and when I'm interacting with the OS, I ONLY want to see things that are already on here!

If I wanted to see something online, I would go to my browser! All the online stuff should be segregated into the browser!

Specific programs can access the internet; that's fine. But my OS's functions and interface should JUST be about the things that are already on my computer.

1 year ago
Too Rotten To Be Saved.

too rotten to be saved.

1 year ago
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love
-despite Everything, There Is Still Love

-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

1 year ago

hi locked tomb fandom !!

i made an analysis document that compile important informations about the series, comments on every single chapter of every book, theories, biblical and classical parallels, name meanings (not limited to those in the prononciation guides, and linked to character theories), and other things. i spent a very long time on it and it’s still in progress, but i think it’s long enough to be shared now, since it’s over 100 pages.

please tell me if you have ideas of things to add, any theory you’d like to share, anything you think might be relevant. and please share this, writing it really helped me understanding and connecting things better, so i think it could be useful for others

The Locked Tomb — Analysis
Google Docs
THE LOCKED TOMB by Tamsyn Muir ANALYSIS / COMMENTS by @transbutchbluess on tumblr or @transbutchblues on discord SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING (
1 year ago
1 year ago
Realizations 
Realizations 
Realizations 
Realizations 

realizations 

image
1 year ago
In the first panel, Zephyr wakes up to Gale kissing him on the shoulder. In the next, Zeph turns around to give Gale a good morning kiss. In the third panel, Zeph straddles Gale playfully. In the last panel, Zeph leans down to rest his forehead against Gale's and holds Gale's face in his hands. Both smile at each other.

Commission for Hexx of their tiefling, Zephyr, with Gale. 💞

(Pricing for commissions, etc. can be found at janearts.tumblr.com/commissions.)

1 year ago
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?
Who's Gonna Be The Chosen One?

Who's gonna be the Chosen One?

1 year ago
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains
Mountains, Mountains, Mountains

Mountains, mountains, mountains

1 year ago
Parasitism
Parasitism
Parasitism
Parasitism
Parasitism
Parasitism
Parasitism

parasitism

poem by @growrotten

1 year ago

~listen with headphones, sitting in a dark room staring a wall for the best experience~

1 year ago

it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

1 year ago
Here's The Crow Squad All Together! It's Wild That I've Been A Fan Of The Series For So Long But Never

here's the crow squad all together! it's wild that i've been a fan of the series for so long but never drawn all of them.

these are also available as stickers! check out the shop link in my pinned post

1 year ago
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya
Just An Old Comic For Ya

just an old comic for ya

1 year ago
A Lil Comic About Illness.

A lil comic about illness.

And I just want to say that I started this comic a while ago; I am doing better now. Not great, but better.

1 year ago
Conversations With A Crisis Line

conversations with a crisis line

reblog don’t repost

1 year ago
Summertime Adventures In Lotus Pier.

Summertime adventures in Lotus Pier.

1 year ago

Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip

1 year ago
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

2 years ago
Snow & Scars - Aka A Hannukkah Gift Illustration For My Friend Bruce's Fic... It's Cute Eskel And Ciri
Snow & Scars - Aka A Hannukkah Gift Illustration For My Friend Bruce's Fic... It's Cute Eskel And Ciri
Snow & Scars - Aka A Hannukkah Gift Illustration For My Friend Bruce's Fic... It's Cute Eskel And Ciri
Snow & Scars - Aka A Hannukkah Gift Illustration For My Friend Bruce's Fic... It's Cute Eskel And Ciri
Snow & Scars - Aka A Hannukkah Gift Illustration For My Friend Bruce's Fic... It's Cute Eskel And Ciri

snow & scars - aka a hannukkah gift illustration for my friend bruce's fic... it's cute eskel and ciri bonding moments and you should look at it

i've been working on this since WEDNESDAY and i finally got it in time!! chag sameach basard

2 years ago

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

2 years ago

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

2 years ago

Can I see all the results in one place? The idea of taking the test multiple times and lying feels really disingenuous, but I love love LOVE the way you've written them, and I need to see as much as I can. ❤

of course. here you are, in order:

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ red. you are angry, aren't you. how apt. you laugh and you show your teeth when you smile and you never, ever let your audience forget that you are dangerous, and then when your theatre clears you do not stop performing. you have not stopped in a very long time, because when you do someone is going to see you as a person instead of a pedestal, and that is not an option. when you are vulnerable again, you will be held. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ orange. and icarus said to aphrodite- so this is what i'm for. you have a distant awareness that the day you fall is the day you change. change is so very difficult, isn't it? watching everyone leave? you want the light so desperately, but you fear it. one day it will come for you. one day you will stop mourning the future and start mourning the present, and it will be peaceful. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ yellow. you act, you move. you laugh and conduct light with your bare hands and you are so, so sweet. honey comes from smoke, and so do you. your jaw clicks in and out of place when you smile, and you are a prop for other people's lives. you don't blame them. you don't think you know how. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ green. oh, darling. you only chose to wear green because someone told you you look good in it. it's much the same with the rest of your life- you give advice, you're good at giving advice, and you're good at being everything they need from you. when is the last time you weren't useful? when is the last time you weren't cunning, and biting, and brilliant? when is the last time you thanked yourself? /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ blue. what are you mourning? where will you put the sky when your shoulders give out? atlas, quick-tongue, kind and kind and kind and how, you wonder, will you make them love you? there is a line between manipulation and everything else, and to get the things you needed (shelter. food. a hand off the ground.) you twisted things until you forgot how to do anything else. stop laughing, love. someone will hold you when you run out of clever words. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ purple. you have been used. you carry the world under your tongue, which is the safest it can be with you, and you glare at those who try to take it from you. what else are you good for, you wonder, if not being used- better than being ignored. you don't need them to tell you your own name. fight back. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ pink. you want badly to be kind, to be loved, to be precious, missed when you're gone. you are terrified of being the thing you fear. you want people to come looking for you. you aren't and never have been one dimensional, even when everyone else insists it would be easier if you were. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ black. tell me about isolation, beloved. tell me about loneliness in a crowd of thousands, about painting yourself deaf, about becoming something nobody can hold in their hands without it stinging. you are still breathing, out of spite or otherwise. sing with me. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ grey. repression tastes like chalk. you build yourself a lighthouse and haunt the stairwell all on your own- you think it's funny. you are angry, and tired, and people want so much from you but never listen when you speak. don't be petty- keep talking- i will listen. /END ID]

Can I See All The Results In One Place? The Idea Of Taking The Test Multiple Times And Lying Feels Really

[ID/ white. you are a caricature of yourself. you are blank, and cruel people perceive that as purity. fangs are white, too- learn to bite. learn to rip and tear. you would benefit from finding another colour to swallow down. protect yourself. you deserve it. /END ID]

2 years ago
Um! Just A Comic! Things I Think About When I Make Big Mistakes
Um! Just A Comic! Things I Think About When I Make Big Mistakes

um! Just a comic! Things I think about when I make big mistakes

2 years ago
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me
First Tlt Comic Pls Be Kind To Me

First tlt comic pls be kind to me

2 years ago

TLDR : I'm over this, I swear. I'm just tired.

TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.
TLDR : I'm Over This, I Swear. I'm Just Tired.

just needed to get this out of my mind or else I never will.

2 years ago
2 Teens Who Want To Show Off Their Craft Project Super Effective Against Local Man's Amnesia

2 teens who want to show off their craft project super effective against local man's amnesia

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