" SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING THEN... NO? IT'S OK IF YOU WERE. I'M LISTENING.. I'M

I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...

Try this before jerking off

I don't know about ' FREE ' ...🫤

🤔💭 hmmm .... what price could you possibly put on something like THAT!!? 😏...💭 mind you, 🥵

🥴 * sigh * 🙄 WHATEVER PRICE THEY WANT!!! 😉

..or have I got the wrong end of the stick on this one

😉

??

...been there...

(😒 💭 sigh)

...back there...

🥴... I'll have to do something about this little bulge I've NOW got in my pants... 😏💭 Which picture of her ( fully clothed ... teasing glimpse of her cleavage in the one I use most ) shall I get up on my phone to look at this time 🤳 ?

I'm pathetic... I know... 😉😁

Nnnnnggghhhh 💦🤤

Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well 😱 it could easily be left and right TOGETHER

😏... nn ...

NN 💦 GHhhhh

... haaaa 🫠 ... 😶 ... nn ... NN 😳 💧 GH (💪) ... 🤤

" I'm home darling. Who was that driving off just as I pulled u...😳...OH " ....(😏💭 hmmm it's been a long time since I got home to a greeting like THIS)

" ... GOOD. Good timing IN FACT. Come here, I've got something for you 😁 ... No, you'll need to be kneeling to get it 😈 "

Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..😞😮‍💨 🥴 But, 🥵😳🥵😳🥵 you don't complain 😁

🥵... (F🌡️🤬KING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH 💧🤏

😞

🥴... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets

But I cope.... 😁💪😉

🥵😬💭..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '

" I know what you're doing... AND IT'S NOT TYING YOUR LACES ‼️👿🤬 "

😖(DOH)

" SEE ‼️I TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "

" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "

" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "

😈💭 hmmm...

Yeah. TOO right. Both hands on those cheeks while I'm licking his seed out her 😍🤤

🧐..😒 OH. I'd not quite read that right as I rushed to post my agreement to every single detail. Both of us would at least agree on where the hands should be. First half ✅ after that my head is going to be a lot lower from then on. Lot more restricted vision as well, but it doesn't matter... between us she'll get a full service and valet... God... just look at her a..🥵

Both hands gripping on those cheeks while I'm pumping my seed in her 😍🤤