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Hey guys wanna hear one of my core paranormal memories

i love having the most random, "this would not affect the story at all" headcanons about tma characters. for example, elias has permanently dry lips

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Honestly “Desires” might not entirely be it. I think it may be sort of a “Careful what you wish for”

“I just wanted to make people laugh” okay well nightmare clown

“I wanted to play the role of the mysterious stranger” okay. Truck crash

“I wanted to prove my thesis.” How about such an intimate experience with it that you will never be the same

It’s like these people are experiencing the consequences of obsession in real time dialed up to 11

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Lee fletcher #12

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

he was the last to be claimed. in fact he wasn't actually claimed -- he came into camp 15 years old, apollo's spitting image, went to hermes, hung out with the laughing apollo cabin assuring him their father's symbol will come any day now, and it doesn't. he waits. he waits until people start whispering, until shame burns hot, until he sees the apollo kids looking at him with wide eyes and helplessness and walks away. he waits until luke curls a hand on his shoulder, mouth twisted in something bitter, and says don't worry about it, kid. the gods have never cared about us. he waits until he stops waiting and cass marches over at breakfast and drags him over to their table and when chiron comes quietly to tell her its not allowed she stands on the highest surface she can find with steel in her spine and eyes glowing green and says he is ours. OURS. and no one dares challenge her.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Every song I recognised while reading this

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