When I Tell You I Would Not Survive That

Wait. Is that? *dramatic gasp* COLOUR!

Anyway, Micheal distortion!!

while listening to ep 9 i realized that my “listening to new tmagp ep” behavior is not how normal people experience podcasts

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

I am aroace in a space god of the first

THE FIRST WHAT?

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

car salesman: *slaps roof of wolf 359* this bad boy can fit so many tragic characters in it

Every song I recognised while reading this

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I have only recently realised that I cant say Kepler without doing an impromptu Alexander Hilbert impression.

Wolf 359 has destroyed me and not just in an emotional way

Help

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

Idk if that post you made about being bored and wanting asks still applies today, but if it does…

A drawing of ur fave sun forge au at the moment?

(Or LeeLuke)

Ye!!

Some vampire au :3

I have another one i need to post from this as well but hdgd

Jake whined when he felt Michael try to pull away. He immediately wrapped his arms around his waist, burrowing his face in the others feathers. Michael jumped,turning his head. "Jake- what are you-" "Rest too…" He grumbled. "Res- I'm fine-" Michael huffed. Jake looked up at him. Whatever look he gave must've been something, because Michael immediately relaxed. The other sighing softly. "Okay Spikes. Move over."

i love having the most random, "this would not affect the story at all" headcanons about tma characters. for example, elias has permanently dry lips