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TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

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Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

hi i’m extremely stupid

I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues = problems with male authority figures in your life due to an absent (emotionally, mentally, or physically), or abusive (emotionally, mentally, sexually, or physically) father.

Daddy Issues ≠ Daddy kink

My daddy issues are not sexy, they make me angry. I have a problem and I don’t trust males above 25. This shit not funny, I can’t hear them raise their voices or see them move behind me. This is TRAUMA, not a kink.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

Quick sketch from tonight https://www.instagram.com/p/B9slwWpDnXnZnmB3chpJhHOBLSHshTVPmix9C40/?igshid=oaxnafoegnfu

Megamind Rant

This movie is so important.. it really talks about how growing up in the system, and getting bullied in school creates criminals. and i dont use villains when I say this, because as far as we know, megamind never really hurt anyone. this is importrant, because while roxanne got kidnapped, I dont think she ever got hurt. Unless she is really good at masking, then I think she felt safe knowing megamind and Hejduk dont really want to hurt anyone. they were taught the only meaningful relationship they could have would be with Megamind as rivals. 

Like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he grew up being rejected, and the only way he knew to get affection, was to inconvenience Metroman. talk about breeding criminals