Harper: If You Were To Vacuum Up Jello Through A Metal Tube, Well I Think That’d Be A Neat Noise

Nightwing : You love me, right, Batgirl ?

Batgirl : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.

Bruce: What happened?!

Stephanie: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Bruce: Sh-short??

Stephanie: Shit's fucked.

Bruce: Okay, long.

Stephanie: Shit's very fucked.

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Dick: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jason: Stop romanticizing the past.

Damian: Jon and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jon: Sentences.

Damian: Don't interrupt me.

Jason : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Jason : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce*bruce looking unimpressed but speechless*: …….

Stephanie : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

So this is how he gets his robins

Batman: Urban Legends #3 - “Cheer III” (2021)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, Jesus Merino, Marcus To, & Adriano Lucas