Damian: Jon And I Have The Kind Of Easy Chemistry Where We Finish Each Other's-

Hi, I saw a little JaySteph incorrect quote you made and wanted to send you the interest check survey for a JaySteph Weekend from Aug 12-14, the weekend in between their birthdays. Incorrect quotes would def be accepted as a fanwork medium for the event!

If you’d also consider reblogging to help signal boost that would be awesome! Thanks either way :)

https://jaystephevents.tumblr.com/post/675749791149506560/jaysteph-weekend-interest-check

@jaystephevents

Im so sorry i never answered this i didn’t even realise i had a question box thing, but I’m definitely excited for next year I’ll even bake a little cake and treats for the day

Jason Todd holding a bunch of weapons and grenades: you love me Roy?

Roy: normally i’d say yes without hesitation but i feel like i know where this is going and i don’t like it

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Nightwing : You love me, right, Batgirl ?

Batgirl : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Dick: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Barbara: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Damian: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carrie: Isn't that just killing people?

Damian: Ah, don’t sweat the details .

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Jason: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Dick: Twelve, actually.

Jason: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Dick: Yours!

Jason: That's right: no one's.

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Damian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Steph: I think you mean cards.

Damian, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bruce Wayne please come to the front desk?

Bruce, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to the batkids

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Dick, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Bruce: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Barbara: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Luke: You people already know too much about me.

Tiffany: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Tim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Cullen: Just rip the bandage off.

Tim: It’s Kon.

Cullen: Put the bandage back on.

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Congratulations you now get to simp

Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?

Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Jon: I owe you one.

Damian: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?

Wally: ...

Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.