🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇

Kon: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Tim: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Kon: Stop.

Hi, I saw a little JaySteph incorrect quote you made and wanted to send you the interest check survey for a JaySteph Weekend from Aug 12-14, the weekend in between their birthdays. Incorrect quotes would def be accepted as a fanwork medium for the event!

If you’d also consider reblogging to help signal boost that would be awesome! Thanks either way :)

https://jaystephevents.tumblr.com/post/675749791149506560/jaysteph-weekend-interest-check

@jaystephevents

Im so sorry i never answered this i didn’t even realise i had a question box thing, but I’m definitely excited for next year I’ll even bake a little cake and treats for the day

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.

Oh my gosh I saw this while scrolling through Pinterest and had to post this

Ands it’s beautiful

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Diana: Gods, give me patience.

Cassie standing in front of an explosion : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diana: If Gods gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Wally: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Dick: Awww, thanks-

Wally: That’s not a good thing.

Dick: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Selena: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Bruce : I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.