Anyone Wanna Hear My Plan To Get Rid Of Trump And Elon Via Rabid Flying Squirrles

Bro i dont know if this is normal or not but like does anyone else just absolutely hate physical touch but crave it sm at the same time??

Its only from my qpps tho, like if i made a tierlist or smth it would be like:

- I can tolerate it but i hate it so much (most people are here, including many of my family members)

- I can tolerate it but im indifferent (some of my family)

- I can tolerate it and act ok tho i dont entirely like it (the remaining family members and closer friends)

And this is how it usually was until like 2 months ago when the 3 of us figured out we were actually in a qpr

So it has added a new level:

- I love it so much please just hold me or smth its so nice (only those 2)

And i dont understand bc whenever i explain it i sound touch starved tho i dont think that i am i just really like them making non sexual contact with me like cuddling or holding hands or whatever (especially cuddling i love it so much)

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I just chugged the monster i am physically more tired and cold but my brain is running so much faster than normal which is saying a lot

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

guys idk how to explain it but like im such an allay like im so silly and whimsical in the way that can only be described as an allay im just a little guy a little teal guy if you need help ill help you im a little guy a little allay

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

OH MY GOD GHOST AND PALS FAN???? BE MY FRIEND RN/J...UNLESS..

(Don't remember it, don't return to it)

You guys are hearing this anyways.

So basically, squirrles have a low terminal velocity, right? And they can survive this terminal velocity, right?

SO. I propose that we get a bunch of angry flying squirrels with rabies and release them from a plane onto Elon and Trump, so they give them rabies and (hopefully) maul them. Then bye-bye to two fuckers!

This is a totally viable solution to the shit-for-brains government we have and will definitely work, support the squirrel milita today guys.

Anyone wanna hear my plan to get rid of Trump and Elon via rabid flying squirrles