Laios Can’t Make Eye Contact Because He Is Autistic, I Can’t Make Eye Contact Because I Am Staring

forgot to eat bc i was too busy contacting nasa to get them to fix a mistake i noticed on their website

love when pop artist rhyme crazy with baby, you’re so so right girl those ARE close enough

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.

sometime i have fully gotten over an childhood interest to the point of almost forgetting it and then i see something completely innocuous related to it one day and then the Obsession™ returns, like a basketball to the face with the only warning being someone far away hollering "heads!" mere seconds before it hits

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers

i miss getting scam calls and messages from actual people. i used to be able to pretend to be a deeply confused lonely old man, now its all robots. who will jerry talk to now...