I Miss Getting Scam Calls And Messages From Actual People. I Used To Be Able To Pretend To Be A Deeply

i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god

my personal enemy and my dentist (seperate people)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

if you are making soup and you think “hmm i wish this soup looked a bit more silly” you can make it blue. they can’t stop you. make that soup blue.

been in a bit of a mood lately, listening to my edgy early highschool playlists has been good though. made this after voting (im australian) but didn't colour it in until now, idk if i like this drawing but im trying to post more art and be less critical of it, plus im still working out how to draw furries

“As Céline Dion is trending, take a minute to remember her namesake, the endangered solenodon”

— New Scientist

fucked up that sore throat make your ears hurt too...my voice has been taken and yet the suffering will not halt...

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3