I Am Experiencing A Negative Aftermath From The States Of Consciousness Speedrun

dream blunt rotation!!!

tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln

this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

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the last drawtectives episode (s3 ep 5) made me genuinely cry, everyone was so supportive of eugenes egg cooking attempts

painkillers are a lie made by big pain to give you false hope

guy who doesn't believe in the leviathan lobster god: what that's so silly, we could never make a lobster grow big enough to destroy the w-

the great lorb:

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i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent

there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

gay apparel donned #jolly