Cant Moan In Pain Anymore, Because Of Woke. Now A Guy Has To Writhe Silently

(two guys sharing a strawberry)

guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before

guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

there's only one well written female character in supernatural and it's dean

i just died and was reborn anew and yet no christians have approached me and welcomed me as their new lord and savior which is honestly good as i do not want to be a lord and savior however the hypocrisy bothers me

diversity win! that guy who fell on his ass in the mosh pit is bisexual!

I just started watching X Files for the first time and I’ve decided to headcanon that Mulder is transmasc nonbinary because what cis person is named “Fox”

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

Nb Neo i guess

Rewatched Matrix with friends, I traded watching this movie for Heathers)) So I've seen two cool works.