I Just Died And Was Reborn Anew And Yet No Christians Have Approached Me And Welcomed Me As Their New

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

'Til I can hear it crack

There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

rip jane prentiss you would have loved “love me more” by mitski

if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

Scully and Mulder are t4t and are also both Autistic <3

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.

there's only one well written female character in supernatural and it's dean