to clarify i am just some fuckin guy who loves making masks and ciphers, i think we'd have a silly dynamic where i am just doing my thing completely obliviously while he spies on me with increasing concern like "why would he be so into all of these specific things if he WASN'T going to become a villain or vigilante of some sort" but im actually just like that. im really interested in cannibalism, spontaneous human combustion, and a couple other things in that area too which probably wouldn't help. he'd be worried im going to become like the riddler but with ciphers but actually im just autistic
not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist
it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn
these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me
i dont want a fuck-buddy i want a fight-buddy where we mutually consent to occasionally beating the shit out of each other
Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that
bc i dont eat horses????
honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh
i am experiencing a negative aftermath from the states of consciousness speedrun
playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"
it sucks that i have to lay in bed and wait till i fall asleep. i should be able to simply keep going until i pass out with no negative consequences
body horror? i hardly know 'er!
[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]
Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!