I Dont Have "resting Bitch Face" My Resting Facial Expression Is Somewhere Between The Prom Scene In

i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.

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3 months ago

perhaps a comedically large mallet to the head will save me

6 months ago
Terrible News For The Bitches Who Hate Me, I Got My Blood Test Back And I Officially Don't Have Lead

terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.


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4 months ago

had a dream i tried to recommend a song and everyone laughed at me bc it was 12 minutes long, also someone kissed me on the cheek with such tenderness i awoke with tears in my eyes

3 months ago
An Embroidery Of The Web Version Of The Merriam-Webster Definition Of Embroidery.

An embroidery of the web version of the Merriam-Webster definition of embroidery.


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1 month ago

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

2 weeks ago

my personal enemy and my dentist (seperate people)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

11 months ago
The M In “medjool Date” Stands For Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits


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1 month ago

i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did


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he/they! i wish humans had more teeth

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