In All Fairness I Like Mugler Alien But This Is Pretty Accurate. It Does Smell Like Strange Woman On

mob from mob psycho 100 was in my dream and i told him i liked the cardigan he was wearing, called him a little guy, and patted his head

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

diversity win! that guy who fell on his ass in the mosh pit is bisexual!

could eve be our idol, could she lead us through the light?

just a silly drawing i drawing i did for fun of confessions of a rotten girl miku

One time, I had an English professor tell me I should stop using my inhaler because it was bad for the environment.

Yeah an if you dropped dead it would significantly reduce your carbon footprint too, huh. What if we ALL just stopped breathing. Can’t be throwing fistfuls of plastic fuckin straws directly into the South Pacific when you got a BPM of zilch, can you? What a fuckin innovator. Was he head of your nation’s EPA *directly* before he retired to become world’s youngest baseline edgelord 4chan ass 14 year old boy with tenure, or did he wait for his 3rd consecutive Nobel peace prize before giving someone else a chance? Ask him if his back hurts from carrying the weight of all the world’s most pressing concerns to and from Chuck E Cheese each night or if his tiny spiny propellor hat lightens the load a bit. Did his big red clown nose come standard with his tweed set or he spring for the premium model with the biodegradeable sustainable foam and the super-boosted honk-honk action? Are his size 23 clown bitch oxfords custom? Does he take one off to use as a canoe on his annual vacations to his summer home in the balmy and tropical shit fuck dumbass islands or does he just levitate everywhere he goes by the power of his unparalleled Xmen level intellect. Can you ask him if Magneto is gonna spare the human race to run laps in his hamster wheel electrical generator complex or if he’s just gonna wipe us all the fuck out for the carbon tax credit. Ask him if the weight of his gigantic balls dragging in the ground behind him everywhere he goes adds to the mileage on his Tesla. When he wipes his ass does he use single ply to save the trees or just a fistful of baby ducklings that he can then gently bathe by hand with water collected by the rain barrel in the endangered orchid garden by the solarium on the west side of his sprawling villa, the one he bought when he sold the patent for the perpetual motion motion machine he built out of toothpicks and marshmallows in third grade before the obvious intellectual gap between himself and the rest of us bumbling simpletons weighed him down and killed his passion to create. What other wisdom has he yet to share with the world? What other knowledge that only he and my reiki-healing essential-oil-drinking violet-aura neighbour know that may benefit us all? Holy shit, have I been drinking WATER my whole life? That shit that whales live in? Guess I’ll just go lay in a hole out back and wait for the compost heap to take me. Should I confess my sins to Captain Planet first, so he may redeem my wicked soul in the true Eco Catholic way, or was that recyclable soda can I threw in the trash downtown at last year’s garlic bread festival because there were no recycling bins provided the final straw that made me unworthy of glorious green salvation? BRB, gotta go strip naked and flagellate myself before the begonias so that they may know the depth of my remorse. Don’t worry, I only buy locally-sourced hemp lashes produced by small home businesses at the farmer’s market, they have a three-for-two sale on Sundays if you bring your own reusable bag. Christ on a fucking cupcake

ive been crying for the past 30 minutes over solenodons. look at them. some facts btw- they are venomous, they have remained relatively unchanged for 76 million years, and they are endangered which is so fucked up genuinely why would anything hurt them, i love them so so much why are they so small their eyes are like dots wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucked up that sore throat make your ears hurt too...my voice has been taken and yet the suffering will not halt...

cant moan in pain anymore, because of woke. now a guy has to writhe silently

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....

farcille thing i drew with markers :) lowkey fucked up marcille but life moves on regardles

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living