I Must See This Creature.

pls let me die a happy woman and crush my head with those thighs.

my mind needs to be destroyed

Your mind does not need to be destroyed but it does need to be wiped because that is stupid idea. I am engaged!

can i come to the wedding?

OF COURSE PRIVATE! THE WHOLE UNIT IS INVITED!

I wonder if medic could bake some pastries!

Hey Zhanna! Would you like some tea? (it's orange blossom!)

-☕

I have never had tea before, but I will try it.

Mods last day of highschool is today!

It's just a cute lil frog. Do you like it? :D

Hmmm...it is acceptable. I will name Sergeant Sticky.

HAPPY DAY WHERE YOU EXITED THE WOMB SCREAMING AND COVERD IN BLOOD!

🎊🎂🎊

THANK YOU 🩸🩸🩸🩸💉💉😱😱😱🥳🎊🎉

Zhanna, great killer of bears and the master of fighting covered in honey, I have a very important question to ask you. What is your favorite animal?

Emus. I love birds and the Sniper told me about how his country lost a war to them which is admirable (to the birds not the Australians)

If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?

This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.

I shall admire you from a far then due to the fact you’re in a great relationship. You and Solly are my favourite couple <3

Da.

What did I do? Why are you looking at me? I haven't been rude to you, but that's not why I'm here, The Administrator is willing to hire you to work for the Red team, despite not being entirely convinced about you

-Ms. Pauling

You know what you did. Stay away from my man. This is great news however! I am prepared to go to battle right away!