Blossom-raven - Raven

me in middle school: yes of course I am A Boy

also me in middle school:

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

pigong

Calling me out like that

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

Whomst

Why would one ban leaves leaves are worker mental health support wrrr

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

Queer people when they have the same flag on their backpacks

i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi

@isuggestforcefem

Damned be the non-purposefully-small-for-portability laptops which have that part of the keyboard just thanosed for no reason. Same applies for putting important keys on motherfucking Fn keys, so that some functions overlap. My ooold laptop used to have things like volume/brightness/prt scr/home/end on their very own buttons. With volume and brightness being especially vital here since one didn't have to do anything to switch between them and Minecraft's own Fn utilities