New Jersey

New Jersey

For all of you being sad that The Be More chill 10 year concert is in New Jersey. I live in New Jersey and stop making fun of it. I’ll send All Pictures I’m able to take. Also Stop Because I need This so Badly with all the Shitty News about the Us and New Jersey having so many elections. So Here’s Some New Jersey and Be More Chill Facts.

.The Book When it can Uses Actual Locations In the Borough of Meutuchen in Middlesex County except for Middleborough, which is a Pun on Middlesex County and Meutuchen Borough.

.The Book City is Meutuchen Borough and Musical City Is Red Bank(Home Of the Two River Theatre so it’s very meta.)

.I have more but instead I’d like to say:If you Make Fun of New Jersey one more time I’m Making every recipe in the anarchists cookbook and using the results on you.

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1 month ago

This person Forgot anything Starkid other than TGWDLM,Forgot Joe Iconis and Joe Tracz(So be more chill fans can still answer). Continue adding more until all Queer or Commonly Queer Liked Music Has Been Assimilated. The Apotheosis Is Upon Us.

Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence


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6 months ago

if they do I need acorn enthrall. I just want to feel that card’s power even though it’s never playable.

I'd like to request a Secret Lair that includes all the Sorcerer’s Apprentice cards please!

I don’t know if we have the rights to the cards.

3 months ago

radical Highway go BRR

Radical Highway Go BRR

As I fall here, I recall the monster you tried to make me and like before I’ll crush you all the Same.Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour,why did you bring me back to cables,cars,and towers. From this highway I was taken off the Turn. Let Retribution Burn! Damn who let Him in here I meant to post #Bemorechill but instead #ShadowTheHedgehog so here’s the be more chill.

wooah,everything about you is so terrible. STOP!!! I want radical highway it go brr not gaslight,Gatekeep,Gender is Masc Nonbinary or Masc Agender Boss.


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1 week ago

It definitely was Wilbur Cross Made

i dont care who wins as long as holloway loses #cantstandthatgingerbitch

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1 month ago

Mischapocalypse

The Mischapocalypse was a 2013 Tumblr Event where Misha Collin’s was the PFP well since I’m a Theatre Kid I’m Making it Mischa Bachinski!

Mischapocalypse
Mischapocalypse

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1 week ago

The Propoganda is He Likes to Leave Poops In Your Shoe. Is there a God?!

propaganda for Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel:

He lives in a pocket and he's cute

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1 week ago

The idea of The Lords In Black Being Less Sadistic To those with the gift is Hilarious. It’s Just a Hierarchy of Torture!

Stopwatch (Daniel) Headcanons!

He's the trademark polite kid. He grew up with manners being essential in the household.

Hannah and Sophia are his best friends.

He is an only child with a single mom.

He has a relationship with Tinky. They are not nearly as close as Hannah and Webby. Nor is it as fucked up as Ted and Tinky, but still Tinky is relevant part of his life.

He first figured out he had powers when he joined the kid's swim team in fifth grade.

He has to quit the swim team.

His favorite color is blue

Great at math

Dyslexic

He really loves dogs and hopes to finally have his own one day. Today is not that day though. His mom is allergic.

2 months ago

I’d do that As Devotion to all Colors on Phyrexians and Phyrexian Mana,So that it works without the Problematic mechanic.

Does "Devotion to Phyrexia" work within the rules?

My best guess is I think so. We don’t like putting Phyrexian mana in mana costs though, so not a great potential for use.

2 weeks ago

Meutuchen News Network is Here at 4:00

The Rumor Come Out: Does Jake Dillinger Is Gay?

2 months ago

Marcus being a Theatre Kid means he deserves mercy. I am very serious he needs ressurection.

Marcus and Leo's friendship is sooo funny to me. Marcus is a narcissistic sociopath with abandonment issues, and he is also. A theatre kid. And a loser. Leo NEVERRRRR hesitates to call him out on his bullshit. "why do I have no friends 🥺" "uh because you're a manipulative snake who pushes everyone away because you're terrified of vulnerability. we've been over this". Marcus hates him for it sometimes but if anyone ever hurt Leo or took him away he'd have a nuclear level crashout the likes of which has never been seen. Also they're both haters

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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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