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I’m literally living for this I love it
the breakfast club x ride the cyclone
Mischa , struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Noel, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
a bad, but sad boy /quote
Gonna try to do this, this month!
(my art is going to change a LOT during this, depending on my mood)
I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here
Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker
When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.
Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry
Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight
Constance - fresh a vaca do
The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it
Ocean - *insert joker quote here*
Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc
Penny - Penny
He likes penny :)
Howdy hello I'm dingo!
Glad we can agree the noel!catfish theory is out- and I absolutely adore the Talia is a code name idea, it is 👌 as is, but I raise you, Talia is code name but only Mischa knows about it- its so funny to me, like Mischas just talking about how much he loves Noel and everyone's just sitting there thinking he's talking about a Ukrainian woman he's never met
Mischa: she's a poet, kind of emo but in a swag way... no I've never actually read her poetry but-
Noel: what are you talking about
Am I just saying this because the idea of Mischa being a sappy sweetheart gives me life, maybe, am I also just saying this because the idea of Noel having a giant crush on Mischa but not pursuing that crush because he thinks Mischas taken and Mischa having a crush on Noel and thinking Noel's just doesn't like him is funny, that's a good possibility
RTC as things my friends have said
Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible
Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?
Mischa: i am not gay
*Like 10 minutes later*
Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?
Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-
Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America
Noel: c'est petit penis
Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine
Ocean: I have social standards you know
Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again
Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available
Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks
Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa
Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man
Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube
Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert
Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder
Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions
Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise
Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess
Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating
Miscellaneous Ride The Cyclone headcanons
-they all get brought back to life at the end of it
-they remember the events of canon
-meaning they remember their songs
-the choir performed an "original song" at the next fall fair called sugar cloud
-they won it for the first time
-they did the dance and everything
-Mischa's house is the designated sleep over house
-mischa is trans ftm
-noel is gender fluid
-penny, ocean, and Ricky are autistic
-ocean is aroace
-constance is a demigirl
-mischa gets into fights for the choir a lot
-talia was a catfish
-mischa confided in Noel after finding out
-they fell in love
-talia then became a code name for Noel
-they told the choir abt the code name thing
-noels dad is homophobic but usually never around but just to be safe
-bi Mischa
-Mischa's mama is alive and on the road to recovery
-mischa only got into a few fights pre-canon cause he intimidated everyone
-he starts them now to protect the choir
-mama bird Mischa
-mischa sings Ukrainian lullabies to penny when she's over stimulated
-noel had a small crush on Misch pre-canon that got worse after the "you are man of words Noel Gruber" thing
-constance has two mums
-the choir hang out in Constance's family bakery
- constance learned how to make pirozhki to give to Mischa
-he cried
-Mischa's had top surgery
-ricky is non binary and uses he/him pronouns
-penny is unlabeled and uses she/her pronouns
-the choir like to steal Mischas clothes
-Mischa's shirts look like dresses on ocean
-Ocean is 4'11 and 103lbs of sass and insecurity
-mischa is 6'2 and like 190lbs
-ocean is a snitch
-someone shoves into ocean in the hallway and sees a very angry Ukrainian speeding towards them
-ricky offers Mischa one of his crutches is he's there when Mischas beating the shit out of someone
-everyone was Hella surprised when after almost dying Mischa started actively taking part and enjoying choir
-ricky communicates thru sign language
-mischa, penny and Noel learned sign language for Ricky
-ocean is trying to learn sign language (it's not going well)
-the choir like to sing "what the world needs" to piss off ocean
-mischa taught Noel a little Ukrainian so they could talk shit about people
-2016 cast & script>
-penny has a special interest in animals
-penny walks stiffly likes doll post accident
-ricky is buff from the waist up
-the choir had a betting pool on when nischa would get together
-ricky won
-he was beyond pissed that he was off by like 3 days tho
-noel has one of those crusty white dogs that looks like it has rabies
-birds are attacted to mischa like a disney princess
-i feel like mischa would smell like beer
-penny has a pet frog
-constance volunteers at a pet shelter
Misha is from Ukraine
Me: Mhmhm. Ok, I kinda can see it that way. His narrative is for sure ukrainian, so I guess he's also ukrainian
Misha is from Odesa
Me: Of-fucking-course he's from Odesa! Where else can he possibly be from?!
fellow ukrainian that i forced to watch rtc: this misha guy is weird asf
me: he’s from odesa
fellow ukrainian: AH. nevermind then
"This Song is Awesome" vs "Talia"
How old the choir kids are from oldest to youngest
I had my dad help me calculate the choir kids birthday and also figure out what year they were born, it took hours because I don't understand math and dates because it's to confusing, hopefully it's right cuz I went over them way to many times.
Oldest to youngest
Mischa: Born Sunday, August 18, 1991, on September 14, 2009, (which was the day they went on the cyclone) age was 18 years, 0 months, and 27 days
2. Constance: Born Thursday, November 14, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 10 months, and 0 days
3. Ocean: Born Sunday, December 22, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 8 months, and 23 days
4. Noel: Born Thursday, March 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 6 months, and 9 days
5. Penny/Jane: Born Tuesday, April 7, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 5 months, and 7 days
6. Ricky: Born Friday, June 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 3 months, and 9 days
This is for the people who have been wanting to figure out what year they were born and who was oldest and all that
I finally finished my perfectdolls fanfic, I hope you enjoy it
Im currently writing a perfectdolls fanfiction
Its been almost a year or two since I ever even written something, but perfectdolls has entered my brain and it gave me motivation, and also I was playing on my brother's pony town account and just wanted to make Jane cuz I got bored and someone gifted me a sparkler and that basically gave me the idea for a fanfic, and also I wanted to wright about how Mischa is kinda like a big brother to Penny, also I Wrote Penny like the one from Legoland, I tried to write them in character but I don't know if I did a good job but I tried and also, I'm not very good at punctuation and stuff but I tried, so once I'm done writing it I might post it one Ao3, I also ruined my sleep schedule when I was writing, and I was exhausted so hopefully the story makes sense. P.S I was playing Roblox and I managed to get enough Robux on the pls donate game that I made my avatar look like Penny, I then proceeded to play the games that had carnival rides and went on a couple of rollercoasters
i saw some people doing this on tik tok a while ago, so here’s my ranking of all of the cast recordings vs. the performances from the actual show (2016 off broadway). feel free to chime in with your own opinions, i always find it interesting to see how my thoughts match up with the rest of the community :)
Jane: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Ocean: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Noel: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.
Mischa: Fam I’m right here....
Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Jane: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar
Jane: :(
Ocean: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Constance: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ocean: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Constance: Apply juice to what
Ricky: Directly to the forehead
Noel: Great chat everyone
hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.
you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t in full 1080p
because that would just be terrible
Rtc neurodivergency headcanons:
Ocean isn’t professionally diagnosed because her parents think that smoking weed will somehow cure her autism
Noel was diagnosed when he was five and I feel like his mom started out as one of those mommy bloggers who was like “autism has stolen my son 😭”
She got better don’t worry
Penny is very attached to her doll and loves it to death but if she accidentally touches the fabric on the dolls dress when she’s having a bad sensory day she will yeet that bitch across the room as fast as humanly possible
We stan Mischa our favorite undiagnosed adhd bisexual Ukrainian king
Constance is the one who diagnosed Ocean because like A. She’s been friends with this girl for her entire life and B. She is also autistic
Ricky has a stim that is literally just him signing the word for cat
Ocean and Mischa are the perfect pair during group projects because Ocean has the unlimited energy that she gets out by writing as fast as humanly possible and Mischa just has these bursts of productivity that he uses for the more creative parts of the project
Ocean has a verbal stim that she got from Penny where she just kinda makes a small little “hmm” sound
Noel has a stim where he just kinda…blows on his fingers. Like Ocean will be in the middle of talking and he’ll just kinda…bring his hand in front of his mouth and blow on it
Constance’s mortal enemy is this specific blanket that is brown and has those little fuzzy cotton balls that are like sensory hell
Mischa messes with his phone case as a stim
Penny and Ricky are the least experienced people at masking
“People already think we’re weird, why try to hide it now?”
Ocean almost never stops masking
Like it is so hard to get her relaxed
One time she was having a meltdown in class and the only person who noticed was Noel because she was gripping her dress so tightly that he knuckles looked like pieces of paper
As much as they argue, Noel and Ocean are really good at calming each other down when they’re having a meltdown
They’ll notice the other is in the middle of one during class and then figure out a way to somehow get them both out of class and into a secluded location
Mischa has a very specific set of headphones and a very specific hoodie for whenever his executive dysfunction is at its worst or he’s just having a really bad sensory day
Whenever Ricky’s having a bad day whenever he gets home he makes it his personal goal to pet every single cat in the house because A. It is an impossible task and B. The cats’ fur always sends him to sensory heaven
This either comes out one of three ways:
He gets so caught up in trying to pet all the cats and the difficulty that this task brings that he forgets about his bad day
He gets so distracted in the fluffiness of the kitties that he forgets about his day
He accomplishes the task and is so proud and happy with himself that he forgets why he felt bad in the first place
Ocean came over one day and he could tell she was really wound up so he gave the challenge to her instead
She was later seen running after a very chunky orange kitty throughout the hallways while Ricky rolled behind with the biggest grin on his face
His parents took a picture of that moment that he now has on the wall of his room
Noel has a basket full of stim toys in his room
Sometimes when they have a sleepover at his house there’s like a solid few minutes of just fidget toy noises
They all steal hoodies from Mischa and then proceed to steal Mischa’s hoodies from each other
Constance has a lot of information on a lot of things because she has a new special interest about every month or so
She makes comfort cupcakes when she knows the others are in that place where everything is just too much
One year for her birthday present Constance bought Ocean noise cancelling headphones
Ocean almost sobbed
ROTTMNT x RTC
Masssssterpooosssst
(with commentary)
He plays Ocean much differently than most people, he’s much more openly logistical and sarcastic. Insisted on still wearing his googles, no one could tell him not to.
The wig is blonde because he wouldn’t shut up. Raph gets angry every time he does the original version, loves doing it anyway to mess with him. His interpretation is much more confident and a little less fancy (only a little). Didn’t actually do the kiss with April because gross, they called in some hot guy to do it. (Who could it be? Per chance your OC?)
The first time she did emotional acting everyone was flabbergasted. She put a lot of effort into getting herself to the point of “Talia”. Tries to get everyone a little solo moment in “This Song Is Awesome”. Had to do Ukrainian Duolingo for weeeks. It took her FOREVER to convince Cass to take the Talia videos with her, but it was definitely worth it.
Has to be carried around everywhere and doesn’t talk at all pre-death. They connected his voice to the stage speakers so he could talk without actually talking. As well as everyone saying that he is in fact flying. Leo gave him a master class in glam rock and he read a TON of sci-fi graphic novels. REFUSED to say the original “0101011” line, he was very offended that it didn’t mean anything. Now he has a little solo where he says “01001101 01101111 01101110 01100101 01111001”. He and Don built a bunch of bots to be the Zolarians. Don is very proud of his boi <3<3<3
Nobody expected him to be THAT GOOD at being creepy, he loves soaking in their scared expressions. He learned to cast a spell that alters his voice so he can hit them HIGGGGGHH notes. (That’s the thing around his neck). Does all his own tricks by using his ninpo to fly and his chains to make the spirals. He is by FAR the best at stage crying
Doesn’t have enough fingers for the recorder, so he settled for the kazoo. Wasn’t very good at the Jawbreaker Monologue at first, but he figured out that he could do it if he just thought about his family and all they had gone through. The “seeing my baby brother dance naked to ABBA” line changes every time he does it. At first it was “dance naked to MARINA”, “dance naked to David Bowie”, or “dance naked to Ke$ha”. But he got more and more specific with stuff they’ve done as time went on. Needless to say, his brothers hate it.
Took some time to convince him to be in the show, but once he said “yes” he was ALL IN. He adores sassing Donnie, maybe a little too much…
Permanently salty that he has no lines and wrote his own just to spite his sons. “Plays” an inflatable bass.
Alright, that’s all I got. Let me know what I missed or any details you think I should add! Thank you so much for reading all the way through <3<3<3
Part 3
Masterpost
Mischapocalypse
The Mischapocalypse was a 2013 Tumblr Event where Misha Collin’s was the PFP well since I’m a Theatre Kid I’m Making it Mischa Bachinski!
Can you do mischa x short reader headcanons??
ive found my people
he definitely leans on you. he rests his elbow on your head as he talks to other people, or if hes just scrolling on his phone
if you can't reach things, you better assume it's because he put things there. he likes it when you need him to reach stuff. for your birthday one of the gifts he got you was a step stool
one of his favorite things is seeing his clothes on you. you wearing his hoodies or boxers even makes him go feral. hes never had much, so he loves that you're his, and his alone.
he tries to get you clothes but over estimates just how small you are. he ends up getting clothes five times too small for you. plus, he can't figure out the american clothing sizes for the life of him
going off of that, you always have to shop with him. if you don't, he'd pick the most crazy wish dot com outfits that are probably too big. he loves it though. especially when he gets to pick out clothes for you (he always picks the most revealing clothes)
when cuddling, you're almost always laying on his chest. you help ground him, and he always sleeps so much better when you're around.
sometimes if you're walking too slow, he'll just pick you up. like i swear to god he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder. especially when you're in school. its incredibly embarrassing, but he couldn't care less. you have classes to get to, and your little legs couldn't get there fast enough.
he'll tease you about your height, but he'll do it in Ukrainian so you have no clue. you'll think he's calling you sweet names but he's really just saying "shortie" or "short stack". he'll never tell you though
please request more mischa this was so fun 😭
choir designs???
Idk why jane looks so funky. ill probably change ricky’s design cause i dont really like it