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Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

Me: kids these days are into some really weird stuff.

Also me:

𓆩♡𓆪 divider tutorial ˖˚

꒰ step one ꒱ ↳ first, find an image or two on a search engine or pinterest/something like it. it's best to use images with plain color (like white or black) backgrounds.

꒰ search terms to try ꒱ ↳ lace trim ↳ lace divider ↳ floral divider ↳ heart divider ↳ clouds divider ↳ bow/ribbon divider ↳ divider clip art

꒰ step two ꒱ ↳ either copy and paste the image or download and upload the image into remove.bg. use erase/restore as needed.

꒰ step three ꒱ ↳ you're done! pretty simple, right? good work \(^_^)/

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

never thought before idea... draw mituna

he fell of his skateboard and both it and his helmet were sent flying like 100 meters away from him

Half-joke comic based off something my friends said

this is so based

did i ever tell yall that one time i got into a physical fight in elementary school. and it was like, 4th grade so people were physically fighting, but not actually genuinely punching each other and stuff. it just looked like an awkward wrestle for about thirty seconds.

one time i was basically enlisted to fight someone cause i got into an argument with them during class. it was ridiculous, it was over playdoh, but this dude ripped up my playdoh assignment and i drew a picture of him getting stomped on and it was a whole thing, and everyone wanted us to fight Real Bad.

and i'll preface by saying i was a weird kid (and now i'm still weird). like my therian stuff is not a recent thing i was feeling canine back then too. i was the type to look off in the distance at recess imagining being a wolf or walk on all fours underneath tables where i thought people couldn't see me.

so the fight comes around and i don't really know what's happening. also it's not that impressive. it's in a dirty hallway and there's like half our class watching us, and they all look bored cause neither me or this dude are doing anything, we're both just Looking at each other.

and then he lunges towards me, like - faking a punch, i guess. and my dumb 10 year old therian ass went, oh yes, i know what to do in this situation. i get down on the ground and start BARRELING towards him at full speed, on all fours completely uncoordinated. my teeth are bared and hella crooked and i'm making some sort of weird evil guttural noise.

i have never seen someone look that scared in my life.

when i say he took off down the hall i mean took off. i mean started running and looking back like, holy bejeezus what the frick this weird autistic dog not-girl is going to bite my ankles off. the class that's watching is also like, what the heck and they start backing away. and of course one of them freaks and starts screaming for the teacher.

i got lunch detention for 3 days.

his ass is NOT listening!!