The Fact That There Is Barely Any Fan-made Content Of Frank Della Rocca Out There Is A Crime.

this is so based

did i ever tell yall that one time i got into a physical fight in elementary school. and it was like, 4th grade so people were physically fighting, but not actually genuinely punching each other and stuff. it just looked like an awkward wrestle for about thirty seconds.

one time i was basically enlisted to fight someone cause i got into an argument with them during class. it was ridiculous, it was over playdoh, but this dude ripped up my playdoh assignment and i drew a picture of him getting stomped on and it was a whole thing, and everyone wanted us to fight Real Bad.

and i'll preface by saying i was a weird kid (and now i'm still weird). like my therian stuff is not a recent thing i was feeling canine back then too. i was the type to look off in the distance at recess imagining being a wolf or walk on all fours underneath tables where i thought people couldn't see me.

so the fight comes around and i don't really know what's happening. also it's not that impressive. it's in a dirty hallway and there's like half our class watching us, and they all look bored cause neither me or this dude are doing anything, we're both just Looking at each other.

and then he lunges towards me, like - faking a punch, i guess. and my dumb 10 year old therian ass went, oh yes, i know what to do in this situation. i get down on the ground and start BARRELING towards him at full speed, on all fours completely uncoordinated. my teeth are bared and hella crooked and i'm making some sort of weird evil guttural noise.

i have never seen someone look that scared in my life.

when i say he took off down the hall i mean took off. i mean started running and looking back like, holy bejeezus what the frick this weird autistic dog not-girl is going to bite my ankles off. the class that's watching is also like, what the heck and they start backing away. and of course one of them freaks and starts screaming for the teacher.

i got lunch detention for 3 days.

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

I need someone in the fandom to animate The Curtis bros trying to get Darry to read TikTok brainrot words cause I keep seeing “Parents reading brainrot words” on my fyp and it’s so funny and I can clearly picture Pony and Soda, with water in their mouths trying to maintain while Darry looking confused af reading the words with the musical Curtis bros fr fr (or the 90s show Curtis bros or any media of the Curtis bros tbh.)

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Darry, having to squint at the paper: “Raise your…ya…ya…ya…?”

Pony and Soda, water in their mouths trying not to laugh: PFFFTT

Darry just staring at the paper and Soda already spitting out his water, Pony just holding in and shaking his head while and wheezing, Soda also wheezing as he gets up.

Darry looking at them like they just grew two heads.

Darry, after the boys had another mouthful of water: “Skib…Skip? That skip?”

Pony and Soda, trying not to laugh and practically holding onto each other for dear life: “PFFFTT—“

Darry, continuing: “Skib…bi…dee…?” Darry, tilting his head: “What the hell is there a toilet for???”

Soda practically on the floor with the water still in his mouth, Pony banging his fist on the table with water still in his mouth and even the gang just starts wheezing and Darry is soo confused.

Darry: “Skip…bi…dee..toilet…rise? Skipbidee toilet rise?”

Pony and Soda spitting out the water: “PFFTTT” and just collapses into the floor laughing.

Darry: *blink blink…* “I’m surrounded by idiots…”

dont worry guys hes fine its just confetti always has been

I feel like I just got stabbed

Oh nothing, just the thought of Ponyboy sitting next to Johnny’s grave as the sun goes down because it’s the closest he’ll ever get to watching another golden sunset with his best friend

I appreciate this hehehhheh:33