Ok Folks. Its Official This Time

For full context of this: This is actually an AU inside Pokemadhouse made by Lily. She made 3 AUs in total, and they all are messed up on their own ways. Trigger warning about this one: R4pe mentioning, S3x mentioning and Brainwashing.

The AU in the picture is one of the most terrifying ones, and G says its the one she hates most because "Lily isnt herself anymore".

In this AU, G used her powers to coerce and hypnotize Lily into having S3x with her, and kept doing it until eventually she brainwashed Lily into being her perfect wife, by normalizing into her the relationship of both human and pokemon.

They only have one canonical apparition in the comics, appearing on Violate Arc alongside the other 2 AUs themselves. Besides that, almost all info about them come from asks and wikia pages.

The reason i consider this AU to be the worst its because of the implications of the own comic by claiming the Lily that comes from this AU is just a puppet being controled by an abusive creature and its probably incapable of coming back so i am like:

https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just

So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.

Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.

“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”

YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.

Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.

Call me anything, but i will call this Baryonix

Alix.

Nino: Oh you woke up! Good morning, Juste. Sorry for the clothing, it was one of old Fuutarou clothes before he moved up with Yotsuba to the next building. Hope you dont care.

Juste: Well, nothing im not used to. *Looking at a mirror* Oh God.

Juste: I look like my Netflix version.

*First Chapter of the fanfic will come next week*

And lets not forget that there are other mythological beings that can kick a Banshee ass anytime, specially in Brazilian Mythology.

For example, Bradador, the brazilian equivalent of a Banshee, wich its name means "The Howler" or "The Screamer". Bradador is a spirit whose screams can make People shiver in fear and even kill them at close range. They are extremely violent spirits, and the only way to defeat them is if your name is Maria and you meet him 3 times and give him a blessing so he can rest in peace.

And Yes, you are right. Her concept of a Banshee comes from Sylvanas Windrunner.

One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.

Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.

That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.

But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.

For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

Girls on Tumblr, answer my question.

What is The best Ceratopsian Pet for a Female main character? Im beetween Styracosaurus and Pachirhinosaurus, but you can suggest better ideias.

BUMBLEBEE SINO-BRASILEIRO?! Certeza que é Paulista

tfone humanformers headcannons

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 4: Merry Christmas

Jaune: Ah, its Christmas time. *He says while watching The Snow falling* Witches celebrate Christmas?

Weiss: We actually celebrate The Yule day.

Ruby: Its where most Christmas traditions come from! *Being held by Blake to put the star on The Tree*

Jaune: So It Will be my First Yule then. We still get presents, right?

Weiss: Not from your kind of Santa.

Jaune: I see. And How about Yang? She is coming?

Ruby: I think she is still trying to get used to you. Because, you know. Being the mate of all 4 of us.

Blake: And you are a Witch Hunter and we... Well, we are Witches.

Jaune: Yeah... Oh, i think i have an ideia!

Weiss: And you are gonna Tell us?

Jaune: Nope. But i Will show you all, this night.

*later that night...*

Yang: Im home. *She notices Jaune near the other 3 in the Fireplace, wearing a yellow sweater.* and you still are Alive.

Jaune: Y-yang! I wanted to give you one thing. *he takes a box from the tree.* Happy Yule or something similar... Im still trying to get used to this.

*Yang raises an eyebrow, suspicious.*

Jaune: The others already have opened their presents. *Ruby shows a hat and a suitcase. Blake shows a book and Weiss shows a New bain for her Sword* Weiss made this Sweater for me.

Weiss: I thought he wanted to be cozy this Winter *blushes*

Jaune: And Ruby made me a new weapon set.

Ruby: Now he is ready for The fight.

Jaune: And Blake Gave me a book of magical species.

Blake: So he can understand us more.

Yang: Hm. And what you Will Give me?

*She opens The gift box, and sees a small Black suitcase, where It opens Into a red clothed Space.*

Jaune: Its a box to guard your gauntlets. Its Very strong so It can pack a punch. *snorts* Got It? Pack a punch?

Yang: ... *Tears start flowing*

Jaune: W-what?! Are you crying?!

Yang: Your joke...

Jaune: What?

Yang: *she starts crying and laughing* You made this perfect gift and mixed with a joke so funny! Pack a punch! Hahahahah!

*The 4 look at Yang with a confused look, before they start looking at her with a Surprised face and kisses Jaune in The lips, hugging him.*

Yang: I really loved It, Pretty Boy. Thank you.

Jaune: You're welcome. *he hugs her back, looking up* Oh. Its a Mistletoe.

Yang: A Mistletoe?

Jaune: Y-yeah. If two people are Under one, They must Kiss. And we kissed!

Ruby: So now its my turn!

Weiss: Your turn? Its actually my turn on kissing!

Blake: Fools, i got The best present so im next.

Yang: Wait a minute, im still Under The Mistletoe! So These lips are still Mine! *She grabs Jaune face, kissing him once again*

Ruby: No Fair! You kissed him 2 times already!

*The 4 girls got into a fight right after that, but It eventually things got more tranquil as They decided to share Jaune for themselves. It was a good night after this.*

*and what Yang gave to Jaune? A New bed, so If he wanted to Sleep some time alone, he could. But unfortunally, The girls liked to Sleep with him by their Side...*

Merry Christmas everyone

I Went with a very scared thought

But left with a smile

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Me playing Castlevania Circle of the Moon, this was my experience in one meme