My Throat

i fear i was too hasty in speaking my mind, does anyone have a bridge i can borrow

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

anybodys skin incessantly crawl or is it just me

the juxtaposition of my fluffy wuffy pj pants to the tshirt that rides up so high im practically shirtless

if i were a rat people would love me so much

for more context he is for a grade

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

im actually quite enamored with the idea of living through an apocolypse, and considering how im the utmost unbothered by most happenings because i regularly hallucinate, im faring better than most should be,, luckily shits been going downhill for a while or people might be reacting like a medieval peasent to a nintindo switch

oh what a time to be american

my bones are ffucking strong stop telling me to drink more milk >:((

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys