The Juxtaposition Of My Fluffy Wuffy Pj Pants To The Tshirt That Rides Up So High Im Practically Shirtless

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

if i were a rat people would love me so much

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

we are BAWLING

nevertheless, we ball

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

my throat

Aurora 'Fancy Pals' Giddyup Boot

are you telling me youd willy his wonka.

willy wonkas little tricks wouldnt work on me cuz im not nine years old. im not going onto the factory floor during a tour thats insane

i like adding secret meaning to my words-- like how neurotypical people do it

i was reading 'The Black Cat' by Edgar Allen Poe aloud for my friend today and discovered why s1 jonathan sims immediately gets into it. its so much fun to read horror as if you are the character experiencing the horrors.