Id Be A Muppet Of A Man

for more context he is for a grade

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys

i know the last thing ive done is reblog a horse plush but im not still dying i just havent had an original thought lately

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

hhhhhhhh

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

how do people get questions i want questions

are you, perchance, telling me my mental illnesses are handicapping me in a society that refuses to recognize them? noooooooo what no wayyyy

MY SON

my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations