I Would Let Her Get Me Pregnant

I don't dress for the male gaze. The male gays dress for me.

A thrilling conversation with @shadie-cat

anna: oh no there's a cockroach

jane: ew, take off your shoe and kill it

anna: *takes off her shoe and kills it with her bare foot*

jane: OH MY FUCKING GOD

PREACH

💀 Someone just told me "exercise shouldn't hurt at all, if it does, you're doing it wrong" because I said I was resting because everything hurt like hell after exercising a little the other day and I literally laughed in their face. Like I'm sorry, but I have a chronic pain disorder, everything hurts, all the time. If pain means I'm doing something wrong, I've been doing everything wrong for years.

But please enlighten me more about how my body should feel doing exercise, when you're a random able-bodied fucker who I never asked for advice from in the first place.

“invisible”

(a mediocre poem by someone who is not a writer)

I cannot leave my room due to pain

I have an invisible illness

I hide my hands out of embarrassment of a rash

I have an invisible illness

I am late due to hypersomnia

I have an invisible illness

I cannot raise up my head due to fatigue

I have an invisible illness

I take a multitude of meds

I have an invisible illness

I am absent due to doctors much more than others

I have an invisible illness

I cannot walk as fast as my peers

I have an invisible illness

I need to sit after 5 minutes of standing

I have an invisible illness

Simply standing makes me short of breath

I have an invisible illness

I use my mobility aids

Do you see me now?

I have the muscle memory of this fucking song from Just Dance

Omg, Hi!

HIII

Alice Roosevelt would be a menace if she were a part of GenZ.

Think about it. She would be the first to be arrested in protests, get bailed out immediately and become an even bigger problem.

And she would actually be someone to bring attention to actual problems by discussing them at the White House.

I love her with all of my being and strive to be as big of a nuisance as she would want me to be.

Having a chronic illness sometimes means cutting a walk short. Other times it means chopping garlic on your bed because it's comfy there

knees go woop