if i was actively seeking excruciating mental pain and a lot of snotty crying in theaters, i would have recommended they make stephen, while making the spell for people to forget peter, have an unusual bout of uncertain and stilted speech and say something along the lines of "he didn't make me promise to--but tony would have--wanted me to keep you... he wouldn't have wanted..." and for peter to smile bitterly and shrug a little and say "well. tony--i guess it doesn't really matter any more." everything else can stay and everything else goes as it does in canon.
but of course i am not actively seeking any more excruciating mental pain and snotty sobbing than the movie already gifted me
love that the 1.6 update has basically told us that the farmer can read at an insane rate. Like that scene in the first episode of doctor who where 9 reads a whole book in a single second. So now I'm just imagining Elliott giving us a copy of the book he spent years writing and we read the entire thing in like 2 seconds and just go "yea it was good"
snakes: mods (messmer) can we ban this guy
my favourite thing about mark s. is that he's just a little bit unrenderable. like adam scott is soooo stunning but i feel like nobody can quite draw him. can't quite get the essence of his features. it's the zendaya phenomenon all over again. mark serves face but took the "render not my creation in miniature" too seriously 😭 render not at all apparently
but of course mark s feels nothing for gemma that’s what he was born to do
mark S the type of guy to get sold to one direction
In which the Knight picks up some hobbies while waiting for Hornet to return from Pharloom and tell stories about her adventures
goddamn i wanted this to be a SKETCH. something definitely went wrong
severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.
"Why is Mark S acting like a dick omg he's so mean" I don't know how to tell you Deadwife McRepression doesn't have the best trauma responses
The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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