I Love How The PJO Fandom Just Accepted The Fact That Percy Had A Crush On Luke

my mom is bilingual (English and French) and sometimes when she gets REALLY angry she'll start to yell and switch from French to English without noticing. Has that ever happened to you while fighting or something?

this was funnier when i first thought of it lol

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Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

wade: you need to remember to love yourself

peter: don’t you hate yourself ?

wade: yeah but this is about you, stay focused

You know that moment

“What are you doing?”

“Reading.”

“Reading what?”

“A story.”

“About what?”

I see you, Fan fic Writer!

Writing “The _______ AU that no one asked for” like its mandatory. Let me tell you something.

I’m always asking for it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an over-saturated trope or a weird one that you just made up.

Got a Soulmate AU? I want it. A Crossover AU? I want it. That one, I don’t know what the hell that is, but I want it.

Never think no one is asking for you’re ideas because I’m practically begging for them.

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other ghosts: yo lets go haunt some people and scare the heck out of them

me: ...or we could just watch a bunch of shows on Broadway for free??

Yugioh derp at Leipziger book fair XD