Gru Is The Most Powerful Being In The Universe, And Here’s Why: According To The Height Of A Minion

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

Stay safe when meeting up with Internet folks

Before you go: “An other tumblr adult telling us how to live our life” please just read this.

Yesterday (Nineth of February ‘17 ) evening near midnight I got an announcement I will never forget, the memory will never stop making my skin crawl. I got the message “They found her body.”

Everyone goes into these things thinking “this will never be me”, “these kind of things don’t happen to me”. Truth is it does happen, and you will end up hurt, taken, or worse…

We all have that good friend with siblings you spend a little too much time around and you think of them as that annoying sibling but if anyone looks at them wrong fear thy wrath. That’s what Sashia was to me, this annoying little sister I co-opted and hated and loved at the same time.

She was a twenty year old beautiful young girl who collected Pokemon figurines, she was on facebook groups around it to try and find people to trade the ones she was missing for doubles she had and such. Normal everyday stuff.

Tuesday she had 2 appointments in the city I live, one was with a friend to go shopping an other was a stop along the way at the place of someone from the group to do a quick trade. She never showed up to go shopping. Wednesday she was plastered all over the news, Thursday evening they searched a house today we’re all hoping it’s a sick nightmare.

Please when meeting up with someone you met online don’t go alone, don’t meet up at their place instead meet up in a public places, and always tell someone the exact location you are going and how long it is going to take.

I am not victim blaming, things like this should NOT happen, but it’s a sad truth that these things DO HAPPEN.

So please, I BEG of you, no matter how well you think you know the person, how safe you think they might be… please don’t risk it until you have met them in person at least once… People often turn out to be very different irl from on the web.

News article about Sashia in dutch

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